Gareth Barry

[worcestersauce]

Someone has said Gareth Bale will be at Tottenham next season and some other tosser has misheard it because, lets face it, who at the sun would want to believe Gareth Bale will still be here next year?

 

[Dembele'Disciple]

Just no.

 

[raiden]

HELLLLLLLLLLLLL NO

 

[Snarfalicious]

I'm pretty sure when Tracy Morgan filmed this clip, they just asked him if Tottenham should sign Gareth Barry:

 

[Kingstheman]

I'd rather we buy a tortoise.

 

[Graysonti]

I'd rather we buy a tortoise.

Would be quicker, for sure

 

[Kingstheman]

Would be quicker, for sure

Slow and steady wins the race.

 

[AW?]

A few years ago defo. Was a good left sided player and we didn't have one for too long.

Too slow now though and definitely past his best.

 

[Redfap]

Hilarious thread, have genuinely sat at the computer and laughed, I dont normally do that...good work lads.

This will never happen so it is a non issue, not a Levy or an AVB signing...would be so out of character for either.

Despite the mocking I dont think Gareth Barry does a lot wrong. He's a good leader, a strong influence on the pitch, he's not a star but he doesn't do much wrong (hilarious own goal being ignored) he has had a good career and is fundamentally a good player. If he came to Spurs he'd probably have a decent couple of years and put in his fair shift. I don't understand when people mock him, he's not fancy but he is an effective player and he keeps getting games for a strong Man City outfit.

But why spend all that $$$ on transfer and wages and not get any resale or an upgrade on the pitch.

 

[Buckoxx]

Never going to happen because of his age.

But if Parker was to leave, someone like him but younger would be the sort of player we would be in for. Decent player not going to set stadiums alight but not going to hurt the team as much as everyone makes out.

Parker v2

 

[mano-obe]

The only good thing about Barry is that he's a Spurs fan. City fans quite like him and think he's done well for the club. I just find it a bit underwhelming if this rumour has any truth in it

 

[Legacy]

He's nowhere near as good as his wages would suggest either.

 

[michaelden]

itk saying it's a no go and was never on

 

[double0]

I'd much rather Barry to Parker tbh, an experienced player is needed in our squad if Parker's going.

 

[sam1972]

I'd much rather Barry to Parker tbh, an experienced player is needed in our squad if Parker's going.

That would be David Villa

 

[DJS]

I'd rather we buy a tortoise.

A ninja one?

 

[voxy28]

rumours is the scums wants him....

 

[am_yisrael_chai]

rumours is the scums wants him....

Yes this is them "flexing their financial muscle"

 

[gilzeantheking]

Dear Gareth,

You will be so much better off at the Goons. They will pay you lots more money.

Thanks

A Spurs Fan.