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[smithym]

 

[mil1lion]

This weeks lottery numbers will be....

 

[Knarf44]

Ahhh!!! I said it's the one with the stripes!!!

 

[roosh]

Cole Keeper shows his mate, how to subtly broach the subject of blow jobs, with his girlfriend.

 

[the watson]

In hindsight it probably wasn't the best time to show off his new Swedish Head Massage technique.

 

[Sauniere]

It works for Mr Spock......why.....won't.....it...work......for....me.....

 

[eddiev14]

And now, for his next trick, Marco The Magnifico will dress as a goalkeeper and make this ball levitate...

...using only the power of this bald man's head!

 

[VegasII]

Goal keeper gives birth mid game...tries to keep it a secret by pushing it back in.


Captions aside, that's a fucking weird picture.

 

[mrpimpkin]

OH NO NOT THE DONKEY PUNCH! mg:

 

[Spurger King]

Impractical 'keeper-shaped' hat wrecks defender's performance.

 

[Mattyboii]

This what you would look like with a face lift. See no wrinkles, bags or crows feet. It would look really nice darling.

 

[gibbs131]

See. Bleached dreds would suit you.

 

[karennina]

240 volts of involuntary orgasm says you're not reaching that ball before me

 

[Teemu]

240 volts of involuntary orgasm says you're not reaching that ball before me

Haha, I like.

 

[Rabbi_Krustofski]

Wasn't this part of the final dance by Diversity on Britains got talent when the pretended to press the buzzers?

 

[speccy_spur]

He then bounced his head a couple of times and booted it down the pitch.

 

[Bill_Oddie]

"I'm telling you, this is the last fucking time I mop up Harry's spunk with my gloves. Why can't you just swallow it like Jermaine?"

 

[$herringham]

Umbro XGL3 DPS Goalkeeper Gloves - Now with Extra Grip

 

[Spurz]

GK (thinking) : phew... caught the ball... nobody notice i lost my contacts yet... now i just need to punt it upfield...

 

[rsmith]

Makers Puma admit there are still a few teething problems with their superglue-coated goalkeeper's gloves