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[CosmicHotspur]

 

[Chuba]

The Sun:

"Carlos Tevez shows off his new tongue piercing, apparently he has another one but we can't tell you where"

 

[Defsta]

Sir Alex Ferguson on The Daily Mail:

"Well it took some time to stop Carlos being such a crying baby, but we found the way and it's working perfectly. Shame that Cristiano is too stubborn to try that, but we'll find another way to fix that problem "

 

[CosmicHotspur]

I was told my dribbling had to improve and that the best way of doing this was with a dummy.

It's not really working ...

 

[llamafarmer]

Carlos Tevez was ordered to play an entire match with a dummy in his mouth, after flunking Alex Ferguson's "Basic Shirt Tucking" class earlier in the week. United fans' fear are now growing ahead of this weekend's game, with "Advanced Shirt Tucking" scheduled for Thursday morning's training session.

 

[pagevee]

"Look at me, I'm a D-bag."

 

[MrWoolley]

I Suck.

 

[smithym]

Carlos Tevez was ordered to play an entire match with a dummy in his mouth, after flunking Alex Ferguson's "Basic Shirt Tucking" class earlier in the week. United fans' fear are now growing ahead of this weekend's game, with "Advanced Shirt Tucking" scheduled for Thursday morning's training session.

:grin:

 

[chinaman]

Someone posted a clip on one of the strikers we were supposed to be interested in in the transfer window. After he scored, he put his hand into the front of his shorts and I was thinking he was going for a jerk. Then he pulled out a dummy and started sucking.

When will we see a guy pulling out a dummy prong to suck? Perhaps he could then go into gay movies after he's retired from football.

 

[hughy]

"I'm an ugly, foreign ****."

 

[JamesTheYiddo]

''I'm just a shit Maradonna, Shit Maradonna.''

 

[AW?]

Fergie:

"As it was a full moon and we had to shut the fucker up somehow coz his howling kept putting off the rest of the team".

 

[MrsKeane]

Tevez takes the phase "baby faced assassin" too far, disgusting Ole in the process