Bas Dost

[teok]

 

[Univarn]

JUST BECAUSE WE ARE LINKED WITH HIM, IT DOES NOT MEAN WE ARE SIGNING HIM.

CALM. THE. FUCK. DOWN.

No. We are 100% signing him. Everyone needs to believe it and embrace it and start the meltdown. I must feed on the chaos.

 

[YiddoInPoland]

JUST BECAUSE WE ARE LINKED WITH HIM, IT DOES NOT MEAN WE ARE SIGNING HIM.

CALM. THE. FUCK. DOWN.

 

[Chadeq]

A cheap benchwarmer is welcome.

We have all been moaning about no back-up striker for ages.

 

[sausage]

That sound you heard was droves of Spurs supporters screaming “Fuck you, Levy!” in unison.

Nah, it was the clikety-clack on youtube searches on a keyboard to download a full scouting knowledge like Tank to Neo in the Matrix.

I'll save a few clicks:

 

[Colonel Dax]

When this doesn’t happen we can say “another one bites the dost”.

(shamelessly stolen from Twitter).

 

[13VanDerBale13]

There’s another thread for him btw

 

[Mr Pink]

There’s another thread for him btw

Cool

 

[Gspurs11]

Barry Dost

 

[sausage]

His YT highlights check out well. Are we annoyed because he's not expensive? Because he looks better on a video that some of the PL shit we've been linked to.

I've also had a further think, and his name also sounds like Sean Bean with a mouth full of cake.

 

[gavspur]

When this doesn’t happen we can say “another one bites Bas Dost”.

(shamelessly stolen from Twitter).

Surely FYP?!

 

[St José Dominguez]

Can definitely see why Hitchen got that promotion, what a visionary he is.

 

[Chirpystheman]

Why hasn't Hitchen got his own thread. I am not sure how the man is still in a job. Some of the dross we have ended up buying and not only that we have bought good players that just do not play our system. Our scouting/recruitment needs a complete overhaul. Sack the lot arsenal have. Start again.

 

[THFCSPURS19]

There’s another thread for him btw

I know, poor communication from @Univarn

 

[TheChosenOne]

How are we pronouncing Bas Dost then? Want to make sure I get it right when bemoaning how crap he is.

It's awkward because my tiny brain tells me Bas Dost is almost an anagram of the film/tv series Das Boot and he is
probably only going to be a sub.

 

[jondy1]

If these links keep coming up we will be gagging for Troy Deeney come deadline day?

 

[Hotspur88]

There’s another thread for him btw

You can say that again

 

[Matthew]

Sorloth or Dost.

I guess whoever comes down in price most as we approach deadline day.

Exciting as we can play one Club off another to drive the price down!!

fuck my life! 2 maybe 3 years ago, we were challenging for the title, hell 17 months ago we was in a champions leaguefinal, and now potentially it’s between dost or sorloth to challenge Kane!

If you don’t laugh you’d cry how much we’ve regressed! From top to bottom we are a shambles again!

 

[chinaman]

It's awkward because my tiny brain tells me Bas Dost is almost an anagram of the film/tv series Das Boot and he is
probably only going to be a sub.

Of course he is going to be a sub, playing second fiddle to Kane.

 

[jacko73]

Hitchen/Levy trolling SC right now and A & C in on it