- Apr 17, 2004
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Tottenham fans getting too cocky. Smell an upset in the air. And I’ll blame all of you.
West Ham are the world's last sleeping giant. Their sheer size can make it hard to appreciate that fact and we underestimate them at our peril. Their body extends far beneath us. From East Ham, past Dagenham out into the north sea. We are like primitive explorers inching over their colossal frozen testicles, twin moons of some distant world. I only pray to god that I am long dead when that leviathan finally stirs.
2-1 to the Spurs!