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Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
I have lost interest in either of the signings, if we sign them, ok, if not, so what’s. Only Tottenham could make a signing so useless..
More helmets in this thread than the tour de France
Just enjoy it. He’s signed. Reguilon has signed. Relax and it’ll be announced in due course. Why does everyone have to be so immediate?
Rather they get it right and present in the way it deserves *cue comments about it be a feature-length film due to the wait ?*
Imagine you find a large potato at the back of your food cupboard. It’s been there for years, turning and festering in the darkness. Now imagine you bury it in your garden for a couple of weeks; the neighbours’ cats shit on the plot it’s buried under daily, giving it a dim lease of life that can’t be characterised by any other words but ‘lumpen’ and ‘shit-flecked’. Then suppose you dig it up, bring it into the morning light. Perhaps you’re a chemistry student and you’re curious to see what happens if you charge it with electricity. So you rig it to the mains and throw the switch, and it melts and whines as noxious gasses leak through the fissures of its turd-blasted surface, emitting an incomprehensible fart-like expulsion.Merson knows the square root of fuck all.
Merson knows the square root of fuck all.
It's going to be Bale up that bloody skywalk, I just know it