Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

Colonel_Klinck · Aug 5, 2016

Danners9 said:
Pretty sure there will be at least one story this season of someone falling...

Or jumping. That has suicide risk written all over it! Watching from there all season I'd be very tempted to end it.

Always Offside · Aug 5, 2016

Colonel_Klinck said:
Or jumping. That has suicide risk written all over it! Watching from there all season I'd be very tempted to end it.

Watching West Ham on TV in my lounge room would make me want to end it !

Chinaspur · Aug 5, 2016

I hadn't quite appreciated how badly it would curve away from the pitch - for all of Levy's faults at least he would never do that to us.

SugarRay · Aug 5, 2016

Watching and listening to Bilic, he doesn't seem massively impressed with the whole moving thing. I guess that's what happens when you speak to an honest man.

Chinaspur · Aug 5, 2016

From KUMB

"According to my lot who went last night the computer images we saw last august were about as accurate as Enron's account. Not Happy bunnies"

"Feel justified in not renewing now, can concentrate on the aways!"

"I hated it. Absolutely hated it. It felt cheap to me, scaffolding here, luminous tarpaulin there. The distance to the pitch from where I was reminded me of the away end at St James Park."

"Very distinctly unimpressed.

Everything I was promised failed to deliver.

Improved transport: Seriously? That walk is X10 worse that the walk to plaistow/east ham to beat the queues.

The views? If your in the upper, there is no way the "wemb-er-ley" comparisons should be applied as you feel so much closer to the pitch than you do at our new place.

I didn't like it one bit. We've sold a vintage Ferrari, a one of its kind beauty and replaced it with some freebie tat"

:LOL:

chaching · Aug 5, 2016

Surrounded by west ham fans at work all crowing about how they knew they would fill that stadium and how the atmosphere was fantastic. They also said it will never be quiet like the Emirates. I mentioned that it was the first game at the new stadium give it a few months. They kept going on about no they have a waiting list and they have already sold out every game!

I said but that's because they were giving the tickets away some literally some figuratively after a while less will go or just sell them to tourists that will be quiet. They kept denying it and saying that they will fill that ground with loyal west ham fans and no tourists as I had suggested. Please please please let them be wrong and as soon as possible!

chaching · Aug 5, 2016

Just to add, one of the offices I work in is in Brentwood which is the one I had to go into today so loads of them are west ham fans. I usually get on with them really well and we have a good discussion about football. Today every single one of them are being cocks and just going on about how the stadium is fantastic and will propel them into the big time any time I suggest anything negative about the stadium they shout me down.

Gb160 · Aug 5, 2016

Danners9 said:
Pretty sure there will be at least one story this season of someone falling...

They should just accept the fact that it will be used as a urinal, that entire section will just be awash with piss.
Eventually, when it's full up, the Dildo Brothers could rent out rubber rings so the dirty kids can use it as a 'lazy river' sort of thing.

Gb160 · Aug 5, 2016

Spammer said:
I won't renew next year unless I can move at least 10 rows further forward. I couldnt identify the subs coming on from the other side and even some of the text on the scoreboard screens were difficult to read...and I had my eyes checked last week. I know we've all read the jokes about needing binoculars...but I will probably take a small pair next time.

nailsy · Aug 5, 2016

chaching said:
Surrounded by west ham fans at work all crowing about how they knew they would fill that stadium and how the atmosphere was fantastic. They also said it will never be quiet like the Emirates. I mentioned that it was the first game at the new stadium give it a few months. They kept going on about no they have a waiting list and they have already sold out every game!

I said but that's because they were giving the tickets away some literally some figuratively after a while less will go or just sell them to tourists that will be quiet. They kept denying it and saying that they will fill that ground with loyal west ham fans and no tourists as I had suggested. Please please please let them be wrong and as soon as possible!

I know a few West Ham fans that bought family season tickets because they were so cheap and they've admitted that their wives and kids will probably only go to four or five games a year. Assuming other fans have done the same thing then there's going to be a lot of empty seats at every match. Officially the matches will be sold out though so Brady will be happy.

Flynn · Aug 5, 2016

They didn't fill Upton Park unless taking out full page adverts in the standard inviting people to "come see the stars of Manchester city"

There's nothing to worry about.

tottenmal · Aug 5, 2016

Flynn said:
They didn't fill Upton Park unless taking out full page adverts in the standard inviting people to "come see the stars of Manchester city"

There's nothing to worry about.

Hahaha, I forgot about those adds on the back of the Evening Standard.

Don't worry lads, there's nothing to worry about.

L.A. Yiddo · Aug 5, 2016

Looks like they spent a fortune on the concession stands.

ernie78 · Aug 5, 2016

L.A. Yiddo said:
Looks like they spent a fortune on the concession stands.

That looks like she's just wheeled it from Stratford shopping centre straight over to the ground.
What a cheap shit show. Imagine setting up your new stadium to resemble a fair ground :LOL:

Gassin's finest · Aug 5, 2016

Xeeleeyid said:
I know there is quite a lot of rivally between us and them, mainly because they love to hate us, I have to say that I'd have West Ham over Chelsea and the Goons any day, as much as it's nice to laugh at them, they are a proper working-class football club with proper fans who let's face it have endured even more complete shite over the years than we have. They have been well and truely sold down the river with that shite and all in the name of massaging the dildo brothers and their pet's ego on the cheap.

The same West Ham contingent that hung burning effigies of David Beckham at games after France '98, and hurled terrible racist abuse at Paul Ince after his transfer to Man U? Those fans you mean?

Dundalk_Spur · Aug 5, 2016

ernie78 said:
That looks like she's just wheeled it from Stratford shopping centre straight over to the ground.
What a cheap shit show. Imagine setting up your new stadium to resemble a fair ground

Fairgrounds > Carnies > Pikies................ evolution.

Gassin's finest · Aug 5, 2016

That's just fucking dreadful really. Would rather have the old ground that that.

RichieS · Aug 5, 2016

BehindEnemyLines said:
Why would West Ham pay for and in stall claret and blue seats that their fans will never sit in?

I doubt they paid for them...

nailsy said:
I know a few West Ham fans that bought family season tickets because they were so cheap and they've admitted that their wives and kids will probably only go to four or five games a year. Assuming other fans have done the same thing then there's going to be a lot of empty seats at every match. Officially the matches will be sold out though so Brady will be happy.

A mate of mine at work (who's a Norwich ST holder) was considering picking one up so that he could go and see the odd PL match when Norwich were away. No way was he the only fan of another club thinking like that.

Cornpattbuck · Aug 5, 2016

Still laughing...

thinktank · Aug 5, 2016

Xeeleeyid said:
I know there is quite a lot of rivally between us and them, mainly because they love to hate us, I have to say that I'd have West Ham over Chelsea and the Goons any day, as much as it's nice to laugh at them, they are a proper working-class football club with proper fans who let's face it have endured even more complete shite over the years than we have. They have been well and truely sold down the river with that shite and all in the name of massaging the dildo brothers and their pet's ego on the cheap.

Nope. Only in their heads.

They are just fun to laugh at is all.

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