Have you read the book the witches, by Roald Dahl?
its a bit like that but with Smufs. Newbie nosey poster comes into a thread. Stumbles across a plot to bring down Leicester with a smurf curse. nosey poster gets forced to take a blue potion. gets turned into Smurf. has to live the rest of his smurfing life with papa smurf. and talk like he is on helium.
The witches (posters) get away with it.
Spurs win the league.
And we (almost) all live happily ever after
The End.
I think I have taken a wrong turning on the Forum....I'll leave.... *Slowly backs out of thread and closes door*