Unleash the Smurf!

[THFCjosh]

Have you read the book the witches, by Roald Dahl?

its a bit like that but with Smufs. Newbie nosey poster comes into a thread. Stumbles across a plot to bring down Leicester with a smurf curse. nosey poster gets forced to take a blue potion. gets turned into Smurf. has to live the rest of his smurfing life with papa smurf. and talk like he is on helium.

The witches (posters) get away with it.

Spurs win the league.

And we (almost) all live happily ever after
The End.

I think I have taken a wrong turning on the Forum....I'll leave.... *Slowly backs out of thread and closes door*

 

[Stoof]

I'm newish here.... What in bloody hell is going on?!?!?

I once dressed up as a smurf at uni as fancy dress (some 13 years ago).

I then made my avatar as a smurf of Danny Murphy - (Danny Smurphy, if you will). This made him shit. I then tried my hands at other such smurfings on the basis I liked them. This also made them shit. I then moved on to players I didn't like (or thought were shit) and opposition managers. The Wenger one I've had for years. The Zokora ones lasted for a bit too.

Through my trip down avatar memory lane, I also discovered these fake Champ Man Spurs Community 5-a-side banner things ...(@jimbo, @talkshowhost86, @E.L.Strict)

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[Lighty64]

I once dressed up as a smurf at uni as fancy dress (some 13 years ago).

I then made my avatar as a smurf of Danny Murphy - (Danny Smurphy, if you will). This made him shit. I then tried my hands at other such smurfings on the basis I liked them. This also made them shit. I then moved on to players I didn't like (or thought were shit) and opposition managers. The Wenger one I've had for years. The Zokora ones lasted for a bit too.

Through my trip down avatar memory lane, I also discovered these fake Champ Man Spurs Community 5-a-side banner things ...

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after reading the above I believe Mahrez or Steptoe would of been a better choice

 

[chrissivad]

RVP and Wenger

 

[StartingPrice]

Wolverine Tech.

'fo sure!

 

[eViL]

If Leicester start to drop points then the power of smurfing will be beyond question.

Used tactically; it could lead us to 2 decades of glory.

No pressure @Stoof

 

[Col_M]

Does anyone have the number of a good psychiatrist?

 

[sim simma]

I'm assuming @Stoof has planned this smurfing to military precision and I fully trust his judgment .. I'm interested to know though, did the actual smurfing take place today or yesterday? I only ask because yesterday was a full moon whilst today is a waning gibbous. I wonder if this would have a bearing on the incarnation..... Personally I hope that the fucking toss pot was smurfed under a full moon, that will learn him the fucking meddler.

 

[spursgirls]

RVP and Wenger

The Wenger one is so funny!

 

[jimmy-jojo]

Now that Wenger has bern un-smurfed will that provide the impetus for the Goons to overtake us and a smurfed Leicester, to win the title.

Personally, I'd prefer to keep Wenger smurfed rather than see Leicester faulter.

 

[monkeynick]

Does anyone have the number of a good psychiatrist?

Sol?