No smurf needed. I am going to bet on Leicester to win all their remaining games. I am the worlds worst gambler so chill. I got this.
Statistically they are due at least ONE critical injury. How many matches have their key players missed? Vardy missed maybe 2 and Kante missed 1?
I'm hoping that the smurf or the math brings them down.
Also, surely they've angered the gods, who have heard those shit plastic clappers they get to use at matches.
Let the process of Smurfification begin
Mahrez pulled up a couple of matches ago with what looked to all the World like a fooked hamstring...but somehow miraculously recovered. Not that I'm wishing an injury on anyone (well Racist Steptoe maybe) but the lack of serious injury to their relatively small chore of players is uncanny to the point where some folk are suggesting something more sinister at work.
its actually a smurfwahI thought I'd stumbled into a coded ISIS thread for a minute. Or maybe Stoof has issued a Fatwah.
youo have to hum the smurf song as you issue it. (or get someone off camera to do it for more effect)If anybody desires to issue a smurwah on Mahrez, I'll use the result as a smurfatar for the rest of the season.
Have you read the book the witches, by Roald Dahl?I'm newish here.... What in bloody hell is going on?!?!?