Unleash the Smurf!
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Lighty64
I believe
- Aug 24, 2010
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you got some healthy competition on the betting side here
bit worried though, don't really know the history of smurfing someone, but Wenger one never really helped, unless it was to stop them winning the league, then i'll take that back
ohh_when_the_spurs
SPEEDY GONZ-AZZA
- Jun 12, 2008
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We will, we will.....Smurf you!!!!!!!!!!!
- Jun 5, 2004
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- #27
I think threads like this are what I love most about the internet.
Over 60 of you have thought: "you know what, I like that this Stoof guy has asked a(n extremely talented) guy to make Claudio Ranieri blue and put a white hat on him as the image that represents his posts with a view to cursing Leicester City".
Never change internetz. Never change SC.
Over 60 of you have thought: "you know what, I like that this Stoof guy has asked a(n extremely talented) guy to make Claudio Ranieri blue and put a white hat on him as the image that represents his posts with a view to cursing Leicester City".
Never change internetz. Never change SC.
Lou3000
£
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Statistically they are due at least ONE critical injury. How many matches have their key players missed? Vardy missed maybe 2 and Kante missed 1?
I'm hoping that the smurf or the math brings them down.
Also, surely they've angered the gods, who have heard those shit plastic clappers they get to use at matches.
I'm hoping that the smurf or the math brings them down.
Also, surely they've angered the gods, who have heard those shit plastic clappers they get to use at matches.
StartingPrice
Chief Sardonicus Hyperlip
- Feb 13, 2004
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Let the process of Smurfification begin 
Mahrez pulled up a couple of matches ago with what looked to all the World like a fooked hamstring...but somehow miraculously recovered. Not that I'm wishing an injury on anyone (well Racist Steptoe maybe) but the lack of serious injury to their relatively small chore of players is uncanny to the point where some folk are suggesting something more sinister at work.
Mahrez pulled up a couple of matches ago with what looked to all the World like a fooked hamstring...but somehow miraculously recovered. Not that I'm wishing an injury on anyone (well Racist Steptoe maybe) but the lack of serious injury to their relatively small chore of players is uncanny to the point where some folk are suggesting something more sinister at work.
eViL
Oliver Skipp's Dad
- May 15, 2004
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Let the process of Smurfification begin
Mahrez pulled up a couple of matches ago with what looked to all the World like a fooked hamstring...but somehow miraculously recovered. Not that I'm wishing an injury on anyone (well Racist Steptoe maybe) but the lack of serious injury to their relatively small chore of players is uncanny to the point where some folk are suggesting something more sinister at work.
Wolverine Tech.
DiscoD1882
SC Supporter
- Mar 27, 2006
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its actually a smurfwah
spurslenny
I hate football
- Nov 24, 2006
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C'mon in. Smurf's up.
Fuck yeah!!!
Fuck yeah!!!
Everlasting Seconds
Well-Known Member
- Jan 9, 2014
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If anybody desires to issue a smurwah on Mahrez, I'll use the result as a smurfatar for the rest of the season.
DiscoD1882
SC Supporter
- Mar 27, 2006
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youo have to hum the smurf song as you issue it. (or get someone off camera to do it for more effect)
DiscoD1882
SC Supporter
- Mar 27, 2006
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Have you read the book the witches, by Roald Dahl?
its a bit like that but with Smufs. Newbie nosey poster comes into a thread. Stumbles across a plot to bring down Leicester with a smurf curse. nosey poster gets forced to take a blue potion. gets turned into Smurf. has to live the rest of his smurfing life with papa smurf. and talk like he is on helium.
The witches (posters) get away with it.
Spurs win the league.
And we (almost) all live happily ever after
The End.
TheHoddleWaddle
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- Dec 13, 2013
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I Smurf their lasagne.
Although I have no idea what I am saying or why.
Although I have no idea what I am saying or why.
Gassin's finest
C'est diabolique
- May 12, 2010
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