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Not sure if you are serious or not. Either way, your comments are hilarious
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Not sure if you are serious or not. Either way, your comments are hilarious
Hey albert maybe you should learn how to count first, it was one shot in to the sky/row z not 6. There was 2 that were poor, 1 that was very close and one that hit the bar.If 20 shots and with 1 on target, 5 into row z and one that shot the ISS out of space gets you MOM, then call me Albert Einstein.
MOM is clearly Mason. And that is not even up for debate. Naughton played well too.
When Paulinho is your only goal threat for 65 minutes, there is a problem. Maybe try and fucking create for others, you beyond useless wingers. Just a suggestion
Soldado got next to no service today and thank fucking christ, he was there to deflect Townsends ground shot that was going 20 yards off target, in to the net.
Verts and Fazio should be CB pairing with Soldado up top against woolwich. No excuses Poch.
Maybe you should learn exaggerated sarcasm. A durrrHey albert maybe you should learn how to count first, it was one shot in to the sky/row z not 6. There was 2 that were poor, 1 that was very close and one that hit the bar.
As someone with such a great knowledge of the 4th dimension, its amazing you cant see the 3 dimensions
Paulinio- dogshit
Bentaleb - dogshit
Most of our players were poor tonight but those two encapsulate where we are under Levys stewardship.
Baldini can fuck off.
The twat.
I know he didn't sign Benteleb but he's still shit.
Big up to the sartorial icon Stuart Pearce who mistook tonights game for a 1970's wedding.
Hard to make any tangible sense of a game like that. Lets start at the selections by Pochettino, which I'm still struggling with a bit. Why the fuck is Vertonghen out with the stiffs ? And I would have preferred Naughton and Soldado saved for the weekend too. And would much prefer to see Veljkovic, Mason and Kane all starting.
Tactically it was like Sunday but with even stupider and more invisible options. The pressing was hard to discern and what there was was completely ad hoc and incoherent. The movement was diabolical and passing was careless and fucking slapdash all over the place.
We dominated the ball, but so we should against a championship team's reserve side. We created so little of quality. Lennon, as ever, did his disappearing act, but even when he was seen his touch and input was woeful, at one point he whacks the ball at Kane's neck from about 5 yards away.
Townsend was, inevitably, Townsend. The full gamut of everything - running, dribbling, crossing, shooting from everywhere - except anything productive. The boy just refuses to get his head up and do anything composed.
Lennon/Townsend is your real Hobson's choice. An invisible gangsta ant or a very visible chicken with it's head cut off ?
No-one really shone, Mason and Lamela both had nice cameo's and probably raised the collective IQ by a factor of double.
I wish we'd just use this competition to give more youngsters a game, we learnt nothing tonight and risked injuries to players like Vertonghen, Naughton, Soldado etc.
Work in Progress, but the same players so far are producing the same inert football produced under previous regimes. Go figure.
Individual blame game:
Vorm - OK
Naughton - Pretty decent game. Worrying when two games running the best defenders are Rose and Naughton.
Fazio - OK
Vertonghen - OK+
Davies - OK. Very non-plussed by this signing. What does he offer that is exceptional ?
Stambouli - Busy.
Bentaleb - Saw plenty of ball but had a bit of a mixed night, unusually careless with it a couple of times.
Townsend - Townsend
Paulinho - pffftt
Lennon - I cannot watch him do his insipid shitty minuscule thing much longer.
Soldado - Brilliantly anticipated the inevitable Townsend miscue, showed for the ball reasonably well, but was feeding on incredibly low IQ pickings.
Mason - Great shot for the goal, apart from that was neat, tidy and involved.
Lamela - Even he isn't the brightest or most composed always, but in 5 minutes managed to eclipse the productivity of Townsend, Lennon and Paulinho put together.
Kane -Took his goal well enough.
By some strange parallel with Sunday's match it was again the 71st minute before our first attempt on target (Kane's header at the keeper). Against a sub-strength Forest team this was another poor performance that the events of the last 15 minutes cannot paper over. Until then it was like watching a rerun of an AVB team. Pleased for Mason.
Vorm 6
Naughton 7
Fazio 5 - Poor performance. Who the hell scouted him? There were far better players around (e.g. Lescott, Shawcross, Caulker)
Vertonghen 7
Davies 6
Stambouli 6
Bentaleb 5
Lennon 5
Paulinho 4
Townsend 7
Soldado 6
Mason 7
Kane 7
Lamela NET