We need better songs

[riggi]

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[riggi]

 

[Timbo Tottenham]

To what tune? There’s no video, just the words

 

[riggi]

To what tune? There’s no video, just the words

Ah it’s been taken down. Let me find it.

 

[Dougal]

 

[Houdini]

"This could be Rotterdam or anywhere Liverpool or Rome..
Cos Rotterdam is anywhere, anywhere alone..
Anywhere alone"


The Beautiful South. 1996-ish.

 

[Dougal]

I do love how these songs materialise. The forums are full of kids trying to rhyme players names into the latest hit from Drake or whatever you kids are listening to. Meanwhile there’s a load of blokes in their 50s on an away day piss up singing songs from back in their day which more than likely will catch on. Sign Onana from Ajax? Think you’re getting a Rhianna song on the ‘terraces’. My left bollock you are. It’ll be something to the tune of ‘Ernie, the fastest milk cart in the West’.

 

[nuttynoah]

Ah it’s been taken down. Let me find it.

somewhere around 9 mins. These chaps make very entertaining videos, much appreciated.

 

[Houdini]

I do love how these songs materialise. The forums are full of kids trying to rhyme players names into the latest hit from Drake or whatever you kids are listening to. Meanwhile there’s a load of blokes in their 50s on an away day piss up singing songs from back in their day which more than likely will catch on. Sign Onana from Ajax? Think you’re getting a Rhianna song on the ‘terraces’. My left bollock you are. It’ll be something to the tune of ‘Ernie, the fastest milk cart in the West’.

Who else is trying to make up a song using "Ernie, the fastest milk cart in the west"?

 

[Cheltenham Spur]

"His name is Jose.
And he parks a single decker by the net."

 

[Dougal]

Who else is trying to make up a song using "Ernie, the fastest milk cart in the west"?

Bloody song was in my head all of yesterday. Woke up this morning and it was gone. Got in the car and was about to pull out when a fucking milk float comes up the road.

 

[Ronwol196061]

Got my Jomo working....

 

[Houdini]

Got my Jomo working....

Someone will soon suss out that JOMO is an acronym for 'Joy Of Missing Out'.... lol

 

[Shadydan]

Get it circulating

 

[Insomnia]

Get it circulating

there's nothing there for me?

 

[Houdini]

there's nothing there for me?

That's because it violated Twitter rules.

 

['O Zio]

Changes, David Bowie:


J-J-J-J-Jose
He's the special one
J-J-Jose
Now he reckons he's the humble one
He was Chel-seaaa
Now he's a yidd-oooo


Genius, I know

 

[BringBack_leGin]

We will end up using La Donna e Mobile for him, which is a travesty it’s perfect for NDombele, for whom we’ll no doubt end up Seven Nations Army.

 

['O Zio]

I've always thought mambo italiano for NDombele would be so shit it was almost good:

Hey Tanguy
Tanguy Ndombele

Hey Tanguy
Tanguy Ndombele

Hey Tanguy
Tanguy Ndombele
His name sounds like Dembele but it's actually Ndombele

Hey Tanguy....(and so on)





Then again, maybe not....

 

[topper]

I've always thought mambo italiano for NDombele would be so shit it was almost good:

Hey Tanguy
Tanguy Ndombele

Hey Tanguy
Tanguy Ndombele

Hey Tanguy
Tanguy Ndombele
His name sounds like Dembele but it's actually Ndombele

Hey Tanguy....(and so on)


Should be the Lion Sleeps Tonight
Ndombélé Ndombélé Ndombélé Ndombéle
Tanguy Ndombélé


Then again, maybe not....