- Jun 6, 2005
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That.... was an exciting race!
The result was entirely dictated by that safety car if we're honest - Ferrari and Mercedes were unlucky that they were past the entrance, Red Bull incredibly lucky they had the chance to dive in (and kudos to the pit crew, to all but stack the tyres for both cars, one after the other, and both stops go so smoothly - incredible team they have in their pits), those soft tyres made both drivers' balls swell up, shame Verstappen couldn't drive straight with his swollen testes obstructing his cockpit.
Tip of the hat to Ricciardo though - some of them overtakes were outrageous, i'm actually glad they had his radio on and we heard that he too shit his pants going wheel to wheel with Bottas.
The result was entirely dictated by that safety car if we're honest - Ferrari and Mercedes were unlucky that they were past the entrance, Red Bull incredibly lucky they had the chance to dive in (and kudos to the pit crew, to all but stack the tyres for both cars, one after the other, and both stops go so smoothly - incredible team they have in their pits), those soft tyres made both drivers' balls swell up, shame Verstappen couldn't drive straight with his swollen testes obstructing his cockpit.
Tip of the hat to Ricciardo though - some of them overtakes were outrageous, i'm actually glad they had his radio on and we heard that he too shit his pants going wheel to wheel with Bottas.