The Daily ITK Discussion Thread THE SHERWOOD TAPES 16th January 2014

[Grey Fox]

Why offer players and cash when the player will leave for free in the summer? This was the clubs offering Lewandowski a contract. Not transfer bids.

To get a jump on other clubs? Footballers like money

 

[Gedson100]

Chadli staying would be a good thing. The guy is huge & we need a bit of physical presence in the box, plus we clearly haven't seen the best if him yet.
I'd also like to see him in the centre as Sherwood suggested.

 

[gazzeh]

To get a jump on other clubs? Footballers like money

Just passing by GF? Didn't you know you aren't allowed in here unless you bring good news about incomings.

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

Sherwood managed to do a full interview without mentioning his lack of sleep?

Fuck me, there is hope for him yet.

Anyway, a piece of ITK from me:

'I'm shaw we'll sign somebody this month'

Good luck cracking that one, jerks.

 

[van_Pommel]

Shawly he'll be too expensive for us, and would rather go to the Chavs anyway.

 

[tiger666]

Shawly he'll be too expensive for us, and would rather go to the Chavs anyway.

Lukes like it.

 

[dirtyh]

not shaw if serious.......

 

[JUSTINSIGNAL]

Sherwood managed to do a full interview without mentioning his lack of sleep?

Fuck me, there is hope for him yet.

Anyway, a piece of ITK from me:

'I'm shaw we'll sign somebody this month'

Good luck cracking that one, jerks.

I'm not Shaw if you are ITK though..?

 

[Gedson100]

Sherwood managed to do a full interview without mentioning his lack of sleep?

Fuck me, there is hope for him yet.

Anyway, a piece of ITK from me:

'I'm shaw we'll sign somebody this month'

Good luck cracking that one, jerks.

Er... A little mod clarification?
Last I recall was the Sarge getting chased out of the transfer forums last summer, so I will not get my hopes up...

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Er... A little mod clarification?
Last I recall was the Sarge getting chased out of the transfer forums last summer, so I will not get my hopes up...

Relax………..SMC isn't ITK and has been allowed back on probation.

I'm sure he won't be making jokes about having 'ITK' again in the future

 

[Sum Monsterism]

Er... A little mod clarification?
Last I recall was the Sarge getting chased out of the transfer forums last summer, so I will not get my hopes up...

seems he's been leftbackin'... oh, hang on - I'll do the groan myself: **groan**

 

[Gedson100]

Relax………..SMC isn't ITK and has been allowed back on probation.

I'm sure he won't be making jokes about having 'ITK' again in the future

And all is well in the world again...

'Right Sarge, you can go back in.'
'Sir, yes, sir!'
'But no fucking about.'
'Sir!'
'In you go.'
*immediately breaks basic rule*

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

And all is well in the world again...

'Right Sarge, you can go back in.'
'Sir, yes, sir!'
'But no fucking about.'
'Sir!'
'In you go.'
*immediately breaks basic rule*

It's something to do with lube, isn't it

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

Sherwood managed to do a full interview without mentioning his lack of sleep?

Fuck me, there is hope for him yet.

Anyway, a piece of ITK from me:

'I'm shaw we'll sign somebody this month'

Good luck cracking that one, jerks.

I hope so, we are Shaw-t at left back.

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

Relax………..SMC isn't ITK and has been allowed back on probation.

I'm sure he won't be making jokes about having 'ITK' again in the future

In fairness, that one was very clearly in good humour!

The only other time i've ever claimed to know anything was about Solomon Kalou, and thats because i know his sister!

 

[WestBelfast Spurs]

In fairness, that one was very clearly in good humour!

The only other time i've ever claimed to know anything was about Solomon Kalou, and thats because i know his sister!

you banged Kalou's sister was she any good or is she a fatty??

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

you banged Kalou's sister was she any good or is she a fatty??

Unfortunately, those are not the circumstances behind why i know her

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

In fairness, that one was very clearly in good humour

I know, I know, but sometimes, especially where ITK is concerned the old humour glands take a bit of a bashing in here. Especially when people are desperate for news. So 'fake' or funny ITK is a no-no. A bit like farting in the mrs face as she inspects your bum to make sure you wiped it properly*. You want to do it, but the wise move is not to.

*I'm assuming everyone else mrs is sick of washing shitty pants and does this too, right? Right?

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

I know, I know, but sometimes, especially where ITK is concerned the old humour glands take a bit of a bashing in here. Especially when people are desperate for news. So 'fake' or funny ITK is a no-no. A bit like farting in the mrs face as she inspects your bum to make sure you wiped it properly*. You want to do it, but the wise move is not to.

*I'm assuming everyone else mrs is sick of washing shitty pants and does this too, right? Right?

I read you loud and clear.

I'm more concerned that your mrs inspects your bum to make sure you've wiped properly though pal

 

[SpurSince57]

Chadli staying would be a good thing. The guy is huge & we need a bit of physical presence in the box, plus we clearly haven't seen the best if him yet.
I'd also like to see him in the centre as Sherwood suggested.

He hasn't done a Mido, I hope.