The Daily ITK Discussion Thread (PART 2) - 31 August 2010

[freeeki]

I'm coming to Canada for 3 months in January.

Is it true the birds over there love English blokes which could result in me getting loads of pussy? Or is that a myth?

Sorry i don't want to go off topic, but this is very important information i need to know.

For what it's worth I say take a chance and throw yourself at anything that moves, and don't stop until something gets pregnant.

That's how the gays do it.

You may get a record, you may get the hiv. It's like biological russian roulette.

 

[spud]

I'm coming to Canada for 3 months in January.

Is it true the birds over there love English blokes which could result in me getting loads of pussy? Or is that a myth?

Sorry i don't want to go off topic, but this is very important information i need to know.

I'm reluctant to generalise, but unless you are terminally ugly and/or a complete twat then you might find that you have some success. A (canadian) bloke I work with used to go with his mates to a town where they weren't known so they could get away with pretending to be english when they were on the pull.

 

[KentuckyYid]

I'm coming to Canada for 3 months in January.

Is it true the birds over there love English blokes which could result in me getting loads of pussy? Or is that a myth?

Sorry i don't want to go off topic, but this is very important information i need to know.

Here in the US English blokes are liked by the psychotic sex and I imagine it's the same in Canada. I say psychotic sex as I'm no longer of the opinion they're the fairer sex. However you need game or forget about it. No game, no pussy. You can take that as dead cert ITK :beerunless you're willing to pay for it...)

 

[spud]

.....I say psychotic sex as I'm no longer of the opinion they're the fairer sex.

You got that right.

 

[JJetset]

That's how the gays do it.

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Are you ITK about that ?

 

[Flynn]

Posted by me - 21 -08-10 - 09:30

Possibly the worst ITK ever but I couldn't resist putting my new found talen to the test....

About a week ago I learnt how to do dowsing, now whilst it's good for finding underground water sources you can also get Yes/No answers from it. So this is what my dowsing rods told me...

Will we sign Fabiano - No - Corrrect
Will we sign Remy - No - Correct
Will we sign Huntelaar - No -Correct
Will we sign someone for over £15M - No - Correct
Will we sign someone for over £10M - No - Correct
Other than Gallas, Sandro and a GK will we sign someone else - Yes - Fingers Crossed
Will I be satisfied with the summers transfers - Yes - Fingers Crossed
Will we qualify for the group stages of the CL - Yes - Correct
Will we qualify for the knock out stages of the CL - Yes
Will we win a trophy this season - No
Will we qualify for the CL next season - Yes
Will we beat Stoke - Yes - Correct

I have absolutely no real ITK, but so far the divining rods havn't been wrong so time will tell.


I declare myself the most successfull ITK of summer 2010. Hurray!

 

[dere911]

I'm coming to Canada for 3 months in January.

Is it true the birds over there love English blokes which could result in me getting loads of pussy? Or is that a myth?

Sorry i don't want to go off topic, but this is very important information i need to know.

Nope. Guys with Jamaican accents it gets the girl here wild.