- Jul 13, 2008
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Tottenham’s strict wage policy is set to cost them the chance of landing Bolton’s Gary Cahill.
Roman Pavlyuchenko is set to leave Tottenham next month. QPR and Lokomotiv Moscow are admirers.
Funny Cahill did not appear to take issue with our offer in the summer,whilst sharing a cuppa rosie lee with Harry at the lodge.However Boltons faffing about with the fee did deadline day...
10am - Gartside " OI Gary the boys from Tottenham want you as a back up whaddya say "
10.01 - Gary " fap fap fap "
1pm - Harry welcomes Gary to the lodge,medical begins...meanwhile....
1.05pm - Bazza heads for QPR.
2pm - Gartside " Your rep precedes you General, Garys a top top lad and at £10m (purely guessing) a smashing deal ya dig "
2.10pm - Gartside " Yo ho ho ho Owen that Levy a right mug,he accepted our demands quicksharp £10m and a pukka pie sorted ".I'm "big balls" Phil Gartside I am.
3.30pm - Gary passes extensive medical.
3.45pm - Gartside *winks at Owen* watch n learn son,
---rings Levy---
*snorts* Now our lad be passing your tests n stuff we all sorted ya?...
Levy "Yes £10m and a pukka pie as agreed".
Gartside *shuffles" I is big balls Gartside and you be forgetting the Gartside VAT in the deal..
Levy - huh?
Gartside - Southern softie,rumor has it you a bit of a shrewd dealer Levy.Lets be avin it son £15m and two pukka pies.
-- call ended --
4.15pm - Harry breaks the news to a heartbroken Gary "The Lillywhite dream is alas nothing more young Gary,but you is a top top lad triffic"
4.30pm - Joe Jordan " Sebba slap a u-turn in that motherlicker,Arrys granted a stay of ridicule.No relegation battle at the hoops awaits thee,glorious euro nights in the waffa cup for you lad.
5pm Sky finally deliver the truth non rumor,non hearsay the Gary Cahill deal is off that is all....tbc or not in january.
Be interesting if Pav does get a move to QPR,just be good to see how he would do with a decent run of games as the main man in the prem or if he will flop like superstar i am Barca/Real bound Taarabt.Would not rule out interest from Villa either McLeish wanted him whilst at brum brum last year it's when it all went pete tong for him apparently when the deal failed.