Sunday Spurs related Transfer roundup

[Casparian]

Tottenham’s strict wage policy is set to cost them the chance of landing Bolton’s Gary Cahill.

Roman Pavlyuchenko is set to leave Tottenham next month. QPR and Lokomotiv Moscow are admirers.

Funny Cahill did not appear to take issue with our offer in the summer,whilst sharing a cuppa rosie lee with Harry at the lodge.However Boltons faffing about with the fee did deadline day...

10am - Gartside " OI Gary the boys from Tottenham want you as a back up whaddya say "

10.01 - Gary " fap fap fap "

1pm - Harry welcomes Gary to the lodge,medical begins...meanwhile....

1.05pm - Bazza heads for QPR.

2pm - Gartside " Your rep precedes you General, Garys a top top lad and at £10m (purely guessing) a smashing deal ya dig "

2.10pm - Gartside " Yo ho ho ho Owen that Levy a right mug,he accepted our demands quicksharp £10m and a pukka pie sorted ".I'm "big balls" Phil Gartside I am.

3.30pm - Gary passes extensive medical.

3.45pm - Gartside *winks at Owen* watch n learn son,

---rings Levy---

*snorts* Now our lad be passing your tests n stuff we all sorted ya?...

Levy "Yes £10m and a pukka pie as agreed".

Gartside *shuffles" I is big balls Gartside and you be forgetting the Gartside VAT in the deal..

Levy - huh?

Gartside - Southern softie,rumor has it you a bit of a shrewd dealer Levy.Lets be avin it son £15m and two pukka pies.

-- call ended --

4.15pm - Harry breaks the news to a heartbroken Gary "The Lillywhite dream is alas nothing more young Gary,but you is a top top lad triffic"

4.30pm - Joe Jordan " Sebba slap a u-turn in that motherlicker,Arrys granted a stay of ridicule.No relegation battle at the hoops awaits thee,glorious euro nights in the waffa cup for you lad.

5pm Sky finally deliver the truth non rumor,non hearsay the Gary Cahill deal is off that is all....tbc or not in january.

Be interesting if Pav does get a move to QPR,just be good to see how he would do with a decent run of games as the main man in the prem or if he will flop like superstar i am Barca/Real bound Taarabt.Would not rule out interest from Villa either McLeish wanted him whilst at brum brum last year it's when it all went pete tong for him apparently when the deal failed.

 

[tototoner]

SUNDAY DECEMBER 18

SUNDAY MIRROR

Liverpool have joined the chase for Newcastle's £25million-rated midfielder Chieck Tiote.

Carlos Tevez has mocked Manchester City over their Champions League exit.

Harry Redknapp is in torment over becoming the next England boss.

Manchester United could get a shock Champions League reprieve after FIFA threatened to suspend the Swiss FA.

Portsmouth could go back into administration.

Premier League leaders Manchester City have yet to open talks over a new contract with Roberto Mancini.

Gerard Houllier is tipping Kenny Dalglish to take Liverpool back into the Champions League this season and win the league in 2013.

Kyle Walker has no plans to leave Tottenham despite being linked with a host of Europe's top clubs.

Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas has put Neymar top of his Christmas wishlist.

Manchester City will listen to offers for Wayne Bridge and Nedum Onouha, but will not let them leave on loan.

Fulham are considering a move for Sunderland midfielder Craig Gardner.

Bristol City will offer Albert Adomah an improved contract as they look to ward off interest from Fulham.

DAILY STAR SUNDAY

Manchester United could be in line for a sensational Champions League return.

Carlos Tevez has been captured on YouTube gloating about Manchester City's Champions League exit.

Sir Alex Ferguson has hailed Spurs as the currently the best team in the Premier League.

Manchester City striker Sergio Aguero wants to return to boyhood club Independiente - but not until he is 29.

Aston Villa boss Alex McLeish has rewarded rising Aussie ace Chris Herd with a new contract.

Harry Redknapp says he will be breaking a promise to himself if he leaves Spurs without winning the title.

THE PEOPLE

Blackburn boss Steve Kean faces the axe this week after another defeat.

Manchester United could be reinstated in the Champions League as FIFA threatened to suspend Switzerland from the world game.

Carlos Tevez has stooped to a new low by gloating over Manchester City's Champions League exit.

Carlo Ancelotti is set to turn his back on the Premier League and return to management with PSG.

The wealthy French side are also targeting a move for Didier Drogba.

Aston Villa are set to reward Chris Herd's form with a new long-term contract.

Blackburn Rovers are heading towards oblivion because their owners know nothing about the way football works, says Sam Allardyce.

Harry Redknapp has hinted he will not take the England job next summer by insisting he won't leave Spurs until he has won the title.

Sir Alex Ferguson reckons Spurs have been the Premier League's most impressive side this season.

Liverpool are monitoring Mesut Ozil's situation at Real Madrid.

Danny Simpson has turned down Newcastle's latest contract offer.

Newcastle and Sunderland are scrapping for the signature of Aston Villa defender James Collins.

Former Arsenal midfielder Alex Hleb is keen on a return to London, with QPR his likeliest destination.

Everton, Aston Villa, Bolton and Swansea are keen on bringing Keith Andrews from Blackburn on a free transfer.

SUNDAY EXPRESS

Roberto Mancini celebrates his second anniversary as Manchester City boss with doubts over his long-term future as there are no immediate talks are planned over his contract.

Sunderland boss Martin O'Neill has backed calls for a winter break in English football.

Manchester United are playing down their chances of a Champions League reprieve.

Harry Redknapp has vowed to win the Premier League title with Spurs.

Sir Alex Ferguson says there is no need to panic over Manchester United's injury problems.

MAIL ON SUNDAY

Arsene Wenger believes Arsenal will be right back in the title race if they beat Manchester City today.

Steve Kean and Owen Coyle clash in a make-or-break showdown between Blackburn and Bolton on Tuesday that could see one of the under-fire managers sacked before Christmas.

David Beckham is closing in on a spot in the Great Britain Olympic squad, and a bumper deal with PSG.

SUNDAY MAIL

Hibernian winger Ivan Sproule has called for top ref Craig Thomson to be sent to the First Division.

Gregg Wylde says Rangers need to raise their game after a scrappy 2-1 win over Inverness.

Hearts boss Paulo Sergio booted Andrew Driver out of Tynecastele after the rebel confirmed he doesn't want to play for him.

Celtic will open talks in January aimed at landing in-form Fraser Forster on a permanent deal.

 

[nightgoat]

Sir Alex Ferguson has hailed Spurs as the currently the best team in the Premier League.

Sir Alex Ferguson reckons Spurs have been the Premier League's most impressive side this season.

We don't play them till March... :shrug:

 

[Lilbaz]

I love it how Real Madrid and Barca want all our players (Sandro,Bale,Walker) they must think we're better than them :wink: