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Sissoko hatrick tonight. Wonder what the odds are. Probably the same as being kicked to death by a donkey.
My money will be on the donkey( kicking to death just for clarification)
Sissoko hatrick tonight. Wonder what the odds are. Probably the same as being kicked to death by a donkey.
He’s probably reading this over your shoulder.Neil Ashton just got on my train and sat behind me. Anyone want me to shout expletives at him?
He’s probably reading this over your shoulder.
Hi, Neil.
Who you calling pussyo(?). I’m literally half a world away and he’s literally behind you. Do something!No foul language used? Pussyo.
Do you have Liam Neeson and a cosh at hand?Neil Ashton just got on my train and sat behind me. Anyone want me to shout expletives at him?
Rocket fuel, apparently. Explains those thundering runs through the midfield.What’d he have for lunch!?!?
What??? That's MAAAAAAAAAAAADNESSS!!!!With eleven players, ten outfield and one in goal.
Neil Ashton just got on my train and sat behind me. Anyone want me to shout expletives at him?
He’s late. I thought press would in a lot earlier. Free dinner and all that.
Janssen brace
@mark_2017 - Use one to beat him around the head and neck with and the other to insert up his rectum (which you'll find just below his nose). You can choose which.Do you have Liam Neeson and a cosh at hand?
Poch wanted him- city wouldn't sell him to usHe went to Dortmund for almost 10m if I remember right, which is a lot of money for an academy player with no first team experience. Given that they'd be reluctant to sell him to us, I suspect we'd have had to pay a massive high-risk fee for him. It's easy to say he would've been worth it now with hindsight but not so easy at the time.
Who’s Injured and how did they get so friendly with him?What's he fucking injured now?
Strange thatSignificantly busier here tonight than in recent weeks...