Song for Rafa??

[DHMadboy]

Didn't know if someone could come up with lyrics for a song for Rafa using

My Chemicals Romances 'Mama' it would be perfect with its Jewish sound

just the first verses, singing the 2 syllables of RA- FA instead of MA- MA

just an idea :-|

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sb9i6OkN0I

 

[Matt C]

Anything with the words "useless fat ****" in it would be sufficient for Rafa

 

[Rupstoh]

Oh gawd - not another cringey 'song for (insert name)' thread.

 

[dvdhopeful]

Anything with the words "useless fat ****" in it would be sufficient for Rafa

I would guess the OP means VDV :lol:

 

[Matt C]

I would guess the OP means VDV :lol:

Oops mg:

Was thinking Benitez after the thread earlier in the week

 

[Real_madyidd]

Didn't know if someone could come up with lyrics for a song for Rafa using

My Chemicals Romances 'Mama' it would be perfect with its Jewish sound

just the first verses, singing the 2 syllables of RA- FA instead of MA- MA

just an idea :-|

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sb9i6OkN0I

How about you do it yourself?

Anyone fancy doing my Christmas shopping?

 

[we_all_loved_freund]

What was the song being sung midway through the first half against Chelsea, it was to the tune of k-sera, sera. I think that may have been linked to VDV?

 

[llamafarmer]

Na na na na na na na na, naa naa naaaa! :dance:

 

[mano-obe]

I think the vindaloo song would be pefect

Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart,Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart na na
Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart,Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart na na
Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart, And we all love Van Der Vaart!
He's gonna score one more than you... Rafa!

 

[Dan Ashcroft]

You can stick Joe Cole up your arse
You can stick Joe Cole up your arse
You can stick Joe Cole up your arse
'Cause we've got Rafa
We've got Rafa
We've got Rafa van der Vaart

 

[TheVoiceofReason]

The day anyone sings My Chemical Romance at the Lane is the day that I shoot myself in the shin with a rusty bullet.

 

[SpurSince57]

Benitez, you're a wanker,
Benitez, you're a wanker,
La-la-la, La-la-la

 

[Roberts84]

Anything with the words "useless fat ****" in it would be sufficient for Rafa

classic

 

[FITZ]

It was something on the lines of...

john terry terry
Ledley only got one knee and he's better than you.

I'm sure someone with a better memory than me can give the real version.

 

[cwhite02]

Oh Ledley, ledley,
He's only got one knee,
He's better than john terry,
Oh Ledley, Ledley

It's been sung before, pretty good song.

 

[Darbinho]

He's a Yid
He's Dutch
He didn't cost us much
Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart!

 

[Rocksuperstar]

As they were perhaps the most successful Dutch band i can think of, to the tune of Golden Earring - Radar Love

He's been trainin' all night, his boots wet on the heel
There's a voice in his head that drives his zeal
It's Redknapp callin', says "I need you here"
The Premier League's callin' and he's shiftin' gear

When Yids are cupless and the longing gets too much
They send a long ball comin' in from above
And Crouch will win the ball
Then along comes Van Der Vaart
Then along comes Van Der Vaart

The radio's playing the Champ's League song
Big mouth Wenger comin' on strong
The net has got him hypnotized
And he's takin' on the keeper with the sun in his eyes

When Yids are cupless and the longing gets too much
They send a long ball comin' in from above
And Crouch will win the ball
Then along comes Van Der Vaart
Then along comes Van Der Vaart

(Guitar solo - Luka? Yeah, he looks like he could shred, someone ask him, maybe he can do this bit on the half way line at half time)

No more defence, He's almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care
Last stepover, here he goes
And the faithful sing that song real slow
And the radio played that champ's league song
Inter & Barca comin' on strong
And the fullback guy sang his same song
"he dropped his shoulder and he was gone"

When Yids are cupless and the longing gets too much
They send a long ball comin' in from above
And Crouch will win the ball
Then along comes Van Der Vaart
Then along comes Van Der Vaart

 

[$hoguN]

I don't know why anyone bothers writing long songs for players. The longest songs which get sung at matches are about 4 lines long

 

[Rocksuperstar]

I don't know why anyone bothers writing long songs for players. The longest songs which get sung at matches are about 4 lines long

I know this, i just get carried away

 

[$hoguN]

I know this, i just get carried away

Isn't that usually how rape turns into murder? :lol: