Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[rez9000]

Andy Carrol looks after his body in the same way as the McCann's look after their kids

 

[aliyid]

2x 45 minute appearances this year! WTF

Got to be worth a new contract

 

[DJS]

Surely no-one will be mad enough to offer Carroll a contract (aside from a pay per play one).

 

['O Zio]

Surely no-one will be mad enough to offer Carroll a contract (aside from a pay per play one).

You say that but signing Andy Carrol on a massive 5 year contract has West Ham written all over it....


...oh no hang on, they've already done that. Yeah he's fucked, sorry. As you were.

 

[Flynn]

They’ll release him. Spend the summer linked with every forward in the world. Get no one and give him a contract in September.

They did the same with Harewood(?)

 

[Mr.D]

I feel dirty cheering on the Maryland Point Bingo and Social Club tonight.

 

[nailsy]

So Andy Carrol's season has come to an end due to an ankle operation- feck me did his season even start!
2x 45 minute appearances this year! WTF

But he's the 20 a season man . I expect he scored ten in each half.

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

You're all being incredibly harsh towards a truly gifted player. It's as though you've all forgotten just how good this guy is/was,can be....




https://www.google.com/amp/www.spor...arison-is-utterly-brilliant-20180121.amp.html

 

[Marty]

They’ll release him. Spend the summer linked with every forward in the world. Get no one and give him a contract in September.

They did the same with Harewood(?)

It was Carlton Cole.

 

[Spurger King]

You say that but signing Andy Carrol on a massive 5 year contract has West Ham written all over it....


...oh no hang on, they've already done that. Yeah he's fucked, sorry. As you were.

He’s been injured for so long they’ve probably forgotten they’ve already signed him, and will spend another £25m to sign him again.

 

[Nine while nine]

With Carroll now ruled out for the season, West Ham's top notch conditioning coaches have finally been freed up to work their magic with the rest of the squad...

 

[Col_M]

Nasri averaging a game a month since he joined the Hammers. Must be considered a success by their standards.

 

[mckenz]

Whats the chances they will try to sign Daniel Sturridge next?

 

[wooderz]

So Andy Carrol's season has come to an end due to an ankle operation- feck me did his season even start!
2x 45 minute appearances this year! WTF

I'm told he's set to retire end of this season

 

[DJS]

I’d actually forgotten West Ham had signed Nasri lol!

 

[DJS]

I'm told he's set to retire end of this season

Probably to save face as he knows no-one will sign him.

 

[NinjaTuna]

In all seriousness, what with Carroll's background of binge drinking, I am slightly concerned he's gonna go down the Gascoigne path if he retires at the end of the season

 

[NinjaTuna]

Although typing that out has reminded me of his (now removed) old Bebo account, that had a few great quotes on it
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ba...andy-carrolls-still-active-bebo-account-59502

 

[Insomnia]

I'm told he's set to retire end of this season

I'm told he retired 3 season's ago

 

[montylynch]

My dad's been away for 2 weeks so no new news on them.... He out Wednesday night with his pal so no doubt he'll have a juicy titbit or two....