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PCozzie

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WTF is going on at that club. They have spent nearly £1BN in the last year and you look at that team sheet and there is no one on there who really strikes fear into the opposition.
Back in the day they had Drogba, Lampard. Robben Terry (a Prize arse I know but an effective premier league footballer) etc etc.
They look a jigsaw puzzle where the pieces don’t fit together at the moment.Poch has definitely got his work cut out as failure to finish top 5 will probably lead to his arse getting fired out of a cannon you would think.
It's mad isn't it? I tuned in after 15 minutes today and it took me to half time to work out who half of their team were. For the best part of a billion quid you'd imagine they'd have started with Messi and Mbappe up front.
 

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The funniest thing is about Todd and Chelsea is he is trying to run the club like the Dodgers in the MLB. In baseball the way to win is by tanking, get as many top 100 prospects as you can, trade away every asset to accumulate more prospects and eventually they all hit their stride together and you have a 2-3 year window to win it all.

This does not work in football, yeah sure, all the prospects are great but the hit rate is so freaking low that they are gonna be absollutely screwed in 6-7 years with these dudes still there on massive wages.

I guess their only saving grace is the fact that they are also owned by the Saudis so they will continue to bail them out with player purchases...

Isn’t it more because football is a team game much more so than baseball? It’s not about the hit rate or individuals but then learning to play as a team. You can’t keep swapping players in and out, especially on that huge scale.
 

michaelj70

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Poch nice bloke.and did like him as our manager untill we / he went off the boil
But cannot see him getting this mess to gel
Hopefully not proved wrong
Much happier with Ange
Coyas
 

Pochemon94

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That's not how he did it with the Dodgers, he was able to negotiate a TV deal with local broadcasters that was insane compared to what other teams were able to get in their regions. Then he spent massively on getting some of tll the best players, while baseball is a team sport, I think you can rely on the brilliance of individual players to win while football needs a coherent team to win.
Well yes, not the dodgers sorry that was a bad team to use, the orioles would be a better comp. But yes I still back the fact that he is trying to run that club like an mlb team
 

Colonel_Klinck

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Hmm so much for that. From Shed End

El regreso

Posted Friday at 12:34
Poch now has a midfield three that can outrun, out work and outplay any midfield three in the world


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Posted yesterday at 00:17
On 18/08/2023 at 12:34, El regreso said:
Poch now has a midfield three that can outrun, out work and outplay any midfield three in the world
The only midfield 3's that can compare are those of City and especially Madrid. This is all on paper, of course.
 

rossdapep

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One of the reasons Poch was so excellent for us was that he was able to slimline the squad and work with limited number players on a regular basis until they all trusted him and each other.

Repetition and familiarity helped them to be moulded into a unit.

That didn't happen overnight or after a few weeks.

It took OVER a year for him to establish that.

I don't know how Poch is gonna go about that at Chelsea.

They HAD to get off to a stable and good start because it lays the foundations quicker.

Now he is going to be looking at that starting 11 and chopping and changing, putting players' noses out of joint.
 

Thenewcat

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Well yes, not the dodgers sorry that was a bad team to use, the orioles would be a better comp. But yes I still back the fact that he is trying to run that club like an mlb team
The Dodgers are a better comp because they also have an insane payroll and have used that to remain competitive. But Rob’s point is right - baseball is essentially an individual sport which is added up to make a team result. Your team is literally the sum of it’s parts, in football you can be much more or less, and cohesion is a big part of that
 

Col_M

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I wonder what happens in the Chelsea dressing room during half time. Probably discussions about transfers and player stats from Tranfermarkt than stats from the game.

I think it’s more likely arguing who gets a seat and who has to sit down n the upturned crates.
 

Timberwolf

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The funniest thing is about Todd and Chelsea is he is trying to run the club like the Dodgers in the MLB. In baseball the way to win is by tanking, get as many top 100 prospects as you can, trade away every asset to accumulate more prospects and eventually they all hit their stride together and you have a 2-3 year window to win it all.

This does not work in football, yeah sure, all the prospects are great but the hit rate is so freaking low that they are gonna be absollutely screwed in 6-7 years with these dudes still there on massive wages.

I guess their only saving grace is the fact that they are also owned by the Saudis so they will continue to bail them out with player purchases...
Holy shit - that's exactly what he's doing isn't it!? Never really clicked for me before.

Makes sense on paper but when you realise how much harder it is to create team chemistry from scratch with a bunch of disparate youngsters with no connection to the club.....doesn't really work in a football context.

Add in the fact they've spent the best part of a billion quid and somehow only bought ONE consistent proven goalscorer in Nkunku...it really beggars belief. (I guess Sterling too but he was never going to get big numbers outside of City).

I'm still expecting them to land on their feet somehow but God I'd love it so much if their luck finally ran out and they can't buy their way to success yet again.
 

Pochemon94

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Poch nice bloke.and did like him as our manager untill we / he went off the boil
But cannot see him getting this mess to gel
Hopefully not proved wrong
Much happier with Ange
Coyas
the only thing i will say is, how bad were we when he first took over? he needs time to gel in the players and boot out anyone that doesn't buy in. With the unlimited tap they have i wouldn't be shocked if it gets situated this year/next
 

amathews3416

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I know everyone is itchy to buy more players here at Spurs, but it does make me appreciate the approach Ange is taking in trying to trim the squad and being very aware of the difficulties of working with such a large group. Seems like Ange wants a smaller group of core players that can build together. Now look at Chelsea who are going through a tough patch and just continue to buy more and more players to add to an already massive squad.
 
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