Jake Livermore tests positive for cocaine

[WalkerboyUK]

It can affect their voice and cause career threatening conditions and as an artists you do need your "mind" to be clear. As dropping off the cliff could result in your career being over and pissing off the wrong people

The Gallagher brothers, and most of the Britpop bunch seemed to do alright for themselves while off their tits...

 

[arunspurs]

Livermore found in cocaine .....

 

[@Bobby__Lucky]

no b

Do you know if he accepts PayPal?

No but a transfer from northern rock is fine

 

[evoid]

I'm not sure why there is such a fuss about the gear, surely alcohol would hurt his livermore?...

 

[Insomnia]

I'm not sure why there is such a fuss about the gear, surely alcohol would hurt his livermore?...

 

[whitesocks]

Normally things like this are covered up - players just have a long term injury or something.
The club must be (rightfully) absolutely furious with him.

 

[fatpiranha]

Yet another sportsman caught out by a random drugs test. There seems a common theme to all of these cases. The obvious lesson is that if you are doing drugs for Pete's (Doherty) sake don't do any random drugs tests. It's not rocket science . When will they ever learn?

 

[@Bobby__Lucky]

I'm not sure why there is such a fuss about the gear, surely alcohol would hurt his livermore?...

One sentence of pure LOL comedy that puts the joke thread to shame. WINNER!

 

[tobi]

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug."

Rick James (Chapelle Show)

 

[VegasII]

 

[allatsea]

An average footballer who is, or maybe was, making a fantastic living out of the game may well see it all disappear if his ban is as long as Mutu's.

How can he be so stupid ?

 

[WalkerboyUK]

Deluded Brendan ‏@DeludedBrendan2 mins2 minutes ago
What a silly boy Jake Livermore is. You'd never catch any of my players doing drugs.
Being managed by me is a big enough buzz.

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Yet another sportsman caught out by a random drugs test. There seems a common theme to all of these cases. The obvious lesson is that if you are doing drugs for Pete's (Doherty) sake don't do any random drugs tests. It's not rocket science . When will they ever learn?

Presumably they don't have a choice or whats the point?

Although having said that the FA are notoriously bad at the 'suprise' part. Ask Rio!

 

[matthew.absurdum]

Does it considered as a levyed transfer?

 

[Francis Gibbs]

Coke only stays about for a day or two so he must've been really unlucky

depends what test they did - for the hair test its up to 90 days, urine its 10 days and for blood about 48 hrs

 

[L-man]

Check the date

 

[King of Otters]

I actually bought coke off a cousin of his at a party a few years back. I'm not entirely sure why this is relevant, but I feel like it must be somehow.

 

[Geyzer Soze]

I actually bought coke off a cousin of his at a party a few years back. I'm not entirely sure why this is relevant, but I feel like it must be somehow.

You know who his family are, right?

1/2 of southern England probably have tbf

 

[Gb160]

 

[fatpiranha]

Presumably they don't have a choice or whats the point?

Although having said that the FA are notoriously bad at the 'suprise' part. Ask Rio!

I thought it was fairly obvious that I was joking, but obviously not obvious enough .