1. Sissoko will be sold
2. Sissoko will be sold
3. Sissoko will be sold
4. Sissoko will be sold
5. Sissoko will be sold
I've typed it five times now so that's like a magic spell that will come true.
Sounds like a fun season, bring it on!1. We will not sign a striker.
2. We will sell Kane.
3. Lucas will get more goals than Gil.
4. Bergwijn won't score until 2022.
5. We will get knocked out of Europe by the first side in the top 7 leagues we face.
Bring on the prepubescent molluscs!!!5. A full-blown riot breaks out between legacy fans and fans of the future after the new 20-something YouTuber Half-Time interviewer doesn't know who Hoddle is
1 out of 5.1. A yet unsigned player finishes as our top PL scorer.
2. We complete a league double over one of the other "big 6".
3. Scarlett scores a professional hat-trick (most likely in Europe).
4. Skipp makes over 30 league starts and is considered "undroppable" by the end of the season.
5. Following a Lloris injury Gollini will step in and won't be displaced. The number 1 Jersey will be handed over next summer from the greatest Spurs keeper in my lifetime.
Turns out Romario wasn't totally full of shit1) Top four finish
2) Win European Conference League thanks to outstanding performance in the final by Gollini
3) Hojbjerg declared as new captain when Lloris leaves
4) Romero wins club player of the season
5) Son top scorer (23 goals)
Me on the other hand...less said the better.1. Romero gets a red card in one of his first 3 matches.
2. Alli scores over 10 league goals but the debate about his efficacy continues.
3. Reguilon gets 10+ assists.
4. Tomiyasu becomes a massive fan favourite (if he actually signs!)
5. People begin to question Hojbjerg's role in the team as Skipp becomes the first choice no.6
1) 4th best1) We'll have the 3rd best defensive record in the league
2) We'll have the 4th best goals scored in the league
3) Kane will win the golden boot with us again
4) Son will win PFA POTY
5) We'll win a trophy
Not my best work.1. Sanchez will form a good partnership with Romero and have a good season.
2. Lucas will put up 20 G/A in the Premier League.
3. Tanganga will make 25+ league appearances.
4. Kane will stay and have a fairly average season.
5. Scarlett will score more than one goal in the Premier League.
1) right1) We'll challenge for top 4
2) We'll improve a lot defensively
3) Lo Celso will be one of our best performers
4) Doherty will have a good season
5) We'll win the ECL or whatever it is called
*if Kane is sold, Son will be in the top 3 scorers.
Added points for being so wrong you managed to suggest an player that would sign for Arsenal would be a fan favourite. BravoMe on the other hand...less said the better.
This is brilliant lol, saved by (5) !1 Nuno turns out to be our Bielsa, up there with the best loved Spurs managers
2 Dele rediscovers his mojo, & becomes a key player for us
3 The Conference league proves to be the making of our younger talent, & propels them to regular & highly effective first team game time
4 Kane isn't bought by Man City, but is eclipsed by an as yet unsigned striker & spends most of the season on the bench
5 Spurs finish in top 4 on the last day, after an amazing rollercoaster ride of a season which leaves us wanting more
1) right1) Kane stays
2) Kane gets a season-long injury in the first game
3) Dele Alli decides to go travelling to find himself and give up football altogether
4) War breaks out on the 38th parallel and a tearful Heung Min Son decides to serve his country and leave Spurs behind
5) Oliver Skipp and Lucas Moura break Tottenham’s trophy drought by scoring at least a brace each in the final of this new European Conference thingy.