5 Bold Predictions for the 21/22 season

[tototoner]

1 - Kane will win golden boot with Man City
2 - We will finish 4th
3 - Dele will be player of the season for us
4 - We'll win Europa Conference League
5 - Skipp will be PFA Young player of the season

 

[Dannyspur]

1. Sissoko will be sold
2. Sissoko will be sold
3. Sissoko will be sold
4. Sissoko will be sold
5. Sissoko will be sold

I've typed it five times now so that's like a magic spell that will come true.

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[Sp3akerboxxx]

1. We will not sign a striker.
2. We will sell Kane.
3. Lucas will get more goals than Gil.
4. Bergwijn won't score until 2022.
5. We will get knocked out of Europe by the first side in the top 7 leagues we face.

 

[stormfly]

Now it looks like Kane has gone I need to update…
1, Kane’s replacement will score 12 goals.
2, Arsenal will finish above us
3, Ndombele will start 2 Prem games this season.
4, Enic will sell the club to someone in Qatar.
5, Kane will win his first ever trophy by scoring the winner against us in the final.

 

[JCRD]

1) Spurs to win the league
2) Kane wont win anything this season
3) GLC will (finally) perform that his talent suggests he should
4) Paul Coyte will return
5) Stadium naming rights

 

[TheTanguy]

1. We will not sign a striker.
2. We will sell Kane.
3. Lucas will get more goals than Gil.
4. Bergwijn won't score until 2022.
5. We will get knocked out of Europe by the first side in the top 7 leagues we face.

Sounds like a fun season, bring it on!

 

[LSUY]

1. Video leaked to the Sun reveals Son is actually a massive West Ham fan who truly believes the Hammers won the '66 World Cup
2. The physio department extend their estimation for Ndombele to reach full fitness by another year
3. Lamela suddenly becomes Maradona re-born
4. Sissoko is finally sold after he misplaces all the blackmail material he had gathered on Levy and the managers
5. A full-blown riot breaks out between legacy fans and fans of the future after the new 20-something YouTuber Half-Time interviewer doesn't know who Hoddle is

 

[BringBack_leGin]

5. A full-blown riot breaks out between legacy fans and fans of the future after the new 20-something YouTuber Half-Time interviewer doesn't know who Hoddle is

Bring on the prepubescent molluscs!!!

 

[mdharris]

1. Gollini becomes first choice goalkeeper.
2. Lucas Moura will be surprise of season, getting 10+ PL goals
3. Skipp will play 35 games in PL forming solid partnership with Hojbjerg and Lo Celso
4. After Man City, we will concede fewest goals in PL
5. Qualification for champions league obtained, finishing third behind City and Chelsea. Norwich, Newcastle and Burnley are relegated.

 

[defoes5]

1.Gil not to score
2.Win conference with ease (doesn’t sound bold, but for spurs it would be)
3.Gollini to play so well that Lloris leaves at end of season with no fuss from any party
4.Ndombele to start less than 10 PL games
5.Romero to score 2 braces

 

[archiewasking]

1. People start calling Tomiyasu by his name instead of "the Japanese lad."
2. Bergwijn nails down a starting berth and scores 15 to 20 goals.
3. Fab signs 2 great strikers who also score 20 goals each.
4. No one on SC calls Ndombele fat anymore.
5. Kane misses a stoppage time penalty for City on the last day of the season. Spurs win the league by that one goal difference.

 

[hughy]

1. A yet unsigned player finishes as our top PL scorer.

2. We complete a league double over one of the other "big 6".

3. Scarlett scores a professional hat-trick (most likely in Europe).

4. Skipp makes over 30 league starts and is considered "undroppable" by the end of the season.

5. Following a Lloris injury Gollini will step in and won't be displaced. The number 1 Jersey will be handed over next summer from the greatest Spurs keeper in my lifetime.

1 out of 5.


How did everyone else do?

 

[Timberwolf]

1) Top four finish
2) Win European Conference League thanks to outstanding performance in the final by Gollini
3) Hojbjerg declared as new captain when Lloris leaves
4) Romero wins club player of the season
5) Son top scorer (23 goals)

Turns out Romario wasn't totally full of shit

 

[Timberwolf]

1. Romero gets a red card in one of his first 3 matches.
2. Alli scores over 10 league goals but the debate about his efficacy continues.
3. Reguilon gets 10+ assists.
4. Tomiyasu becomes a massive fan favourite (if he actually signs!)
5. People begin to question Hojbjerg's role in the team as Skipp becomes the first choice no.6

Me on the other hand...less said the better.

 

[spurs mental]

1) We'll have the 3rd best defensive record in the league
2) We'll have the 4th best goals scored in the league
3) Kane will win the golden boot with us again
4) Son will win PFA POTY
5) We'll win a trophy

1) 4th best
2)
3) Sonny did it but Kane was here
4) robbed
5) LOL

 

[Sophos151]

1. Sanchez will form a good partnership with Romero and have a good season.
2. Lucas will put up 20 G/A in the Premier League.
3. Tanganga will make 25+ league appearances.
4. Kane will stay and have a fairly average season.
5. Scarlett will score more than one goal in the Premier League.

Not my best work.

 

[dontcallme]

1) We'll challenge for top 4
2) We'll improve a lot defensively
3) Lo Celso will be one of our best performers
4) Doherty will have a good season
5) We'll win the ECL or whatever it is called

*if Kane is sold, Son will be in the top 3 scorers.

1) right
2) right
3) wrong
4) a third right
5) wrong

 

[Gbspurs]

Me on the other hand...less said the better.

Added points for being so wrong you managed to suggest an player that would sign for Arsenal would be a fan favourite. Bravo

 

[rebrab]

1 Nuno turns out to be our Bielsa, up there with the best loved Spurs managers
2 Dele rediscovers his mojo, & becomes a key player for us
3 The Conference league proves to be the making of our younger talent, & propels them to regular & highly effective first team game time
4 Kane isn't bought by Man City, but is eclipsed by an as yet unsigned striker & spends most of the season on the bench
5 Spurs finish in top 4 on the last day, after an amazing rollercoaster ride of a season which leaves us wanting more

This is brilliant lol, saved by (5) !

 

[Kingstheman]

1) Kane stays
2) Kane gets a season-long injury in the first game
3) Dele Alli decides to go travelling to find himself and give up football altogether
4) War breaks out on the 38th parallel and a tearful Heung Min Son decides to serve his country and leave Spurs behind
5) Oliver Skipp and Lucas Moura break Tottenham’s trophy drought by scoring at least a brace each in the final of this new European Conference thingy.

1) right
2) wrong, thankfully
3) nearly, he’s getting there
4) wrong theatre
5) the long wait for a trophy, goes on...