Worked out why Kane's improved....

[Don_Felipe]

.... I slagged him off halfway through the Sunderland game.

Exact words were "he's just a short Peter Crouch" - seems slagging players off in public works (right, Tim?) and the Harrikane force is blowing through the Prem's defenses so should we have a stock of insults we can wheel out for next season to get players going?

Could start with these:

Paulinho - just a Brazilian Alan Nielsen

Lamela - a tall Jose Dominguez

Any other suggestions?


This post may contain traces of sarcasm

 

[Teemu]

Danny Rose - just Danny Rose

Bit harsh?

 

[XSuicideBunnyX]

Kaboul - "You're just the French Ledley King, French Ledley Kiii-iing..."
...
What? Ledley was amazeballs though? Damn.

Soldado - "You're just an expensive Postiga"

 

[Yid-ol]

Danny Rose - just Danny Rose

Bit harsh?

Could have been worse... he could have been atouba

 

[Spurger King]

Danny Rose - just Danny Rose

Bit harsh?

As Shakespeare said, a Rose by another name would still be just as shit.

 

[Spurz]

You are just a shitty Spurs fan... Now get better...

 

[Lilbaz]

Seriously if slagging off people made them better, tim would be the greatest manager who ever lived. In 6 months.

 

[spud]

Could have been worse... he could have been atouba

That wouldn't be worse.

In fact, Justin Edinburgh wouldn't be worse.

 

[Don_Felipe]

Who could we compare to Stuart Nethercott? Maybe that's too harsh for anyone...

 

[jedimonkey]

Who could we compare to Stuart Nethercott? Maybe that's too harsh for anyone...

I've just done a rather large shit that we could compare to Nethercott.

Oh no, hang on, I think the shit is faster.

We'll have to find someone else.

 

[Dougal]

That wouldn't be worse.

In fact, Justin Edinburgh wouldn't be worse.

Shit Paolo Tramezzani?

 

[Damian99]

Just listen to the commentators first words from his mouth, how typical have those things been over the years.

Bit of Nethercott magic, such pace




And people think things are bad now.

 

[Wellspurs]

Just listen to the commentators first words from his mouth, how typical have those things been over the years.

Bit of Nethercott magic, such pace




And people think things are bad now.

A couple of bad games for us then a very distinguished career with Millwall?

 

[Damian99]

A couple of bad games for us then a very distinguished career with Millwall?

 

[Don_Felipe]

A couple of bad games for us then a very distinguished career with Millwall?

I'm probably being really unfair - but I just remember that semi final at Elland road - my 13-year-old dreams were crushed

 

[mark87]

Kaboul - "You're just the French Ledley King, French Ledley Kiii-iing..."
...
What? Ledley was amazeballs though? Damn.

Soldado - "You're just an expensive Postiga"

 

[mark87]

Just listen to the commentators first words from his mouth, how typical have those things been over the years.

Bit of Nethercott magic, such pace




And people think things are bad now.

0:38 - Robert Huth?

 

[Damian99]

0:38 - Robert Huth?

As an up and coming 10 year old, possible

 

[mil1lion]

I've always through Harry Kane looks like a mime

 

[SlickMongoose]

I've always through Harry Kane looks like a mime