The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 26th July 2013

[Geronimo897]

I'm not sure. This has only happened to me three times before, once when the Benteke new contract stuff happened. The second time was when we signed Paulinho and another time when I fell asleep round Oddie's house and woke up blindfolded and tied to his pool table with the 8 ball stuffed in my gob and feeling very sore down there.

Apparently there was a whip-round for that.

Pardon the intentional pun.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

ooooooooooooh you know something we dont ...

Honestly I don't Some people can read coffee grounds, tealeaves and all that jazz, i'm just blessed with an intuative and sensitive Spurs related ringpiece.

 

[Indisguise]

I'm not sure. This has only happened to me three times before, once when the Benteke new contract stuff happened. The second time was when we signed Paulinho and another time when I fell asleep round Oddie's house and woke up blindfolded and tied to his pool table with the 8 ball stuffed in my gob and feeling very sore down there.

Out with it! Otherwise your next missing time experience will culminate in being tied to my pool table and the number 8 ball won't be stuffed in your gob.

 

[Lilbaz]

Honestly I don't Some people can read coffee grounds, tealeaves and all that jazz, i'm just blessed with an intuative and senstive Spurs related ringpiece.

Whatever the reason, it's good to have an optimistic A&C back. We were worried about you.

 

[worcestersauce]

Come in soldier Bob your time is up.

 

[Spurger King]

Honestly I don't Some people can read coffee grounds, tealeaves and all that jazz, i'm just blessed with an intuative and sensitive Spurs related ringpiece.

And I thought it was just Eatson who pulled his ITK out of his arse...

 

[Geronimo897]

Dude don't do it to yourself. I agree about Bale but Soldado? Thinking we will sign him will only make you depressed and irritable and leave you with an inability to maintain an erection. At least that's what i've heard has happened to one or two people

I do believe the correct term is called " marriage".

 

[Blackrat1299]

Honestly I don't Some people can read coffee grounds, tealeaves and all that jazz, i'm just blessed with an intuative and sensitive Spurs related ringpiece.

Someones in line for a giant dildo

 

[Indisguise]

He knows something...

I can feel a fund raising event coming on.

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

And lo! A&C's sphincter just twitched thrice. 'tis an omen. Obviously there is something occuring with the Soldado saga.

And no, I didn't have a ruby last night.

Dude don't do it to yourself. I agree about Bale but Soldado? Thinking we will sign him will only make you depressed and irritable and leave you with an inability to maintain an erection. At least that's what i've heard has happened to one or two people

What do you know?

He definitely knows something. He's been doing his best to stem expectations (shit on dreams) yet, at the same time, he's been teasing helmets (and parts of Hottie & blackcanary that I'm too polite to mention) via obscure statements about the signing we all want to happen

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Honestly, I know nothing.......I'm actually now scared to type anything lest it be somehow taken for a devilishly cunning cryptic.

 

[HappySpur]

Honestly, I know nothing.......I'm actually now scared to type anything lest it be somehow taken for a devilishly cunning cryptic.

You're way kinder that I.

Given this moment, I would just type out a random combination of words and watch it all burn.

Like "Top Brass Panda Shagging Floppy Tart"

 

[Indisguise]

Honestly, I know nothing.......I'm actually now scared to type anything lest it be somehow taken for a devilishly cunning cryptic.

Well you'd better come up with something now! We've got the smell in our nostrils, the wind in our hair, and a hint of something rustling in the undergrowth...

 

[topper]

Honestly, I know nothing.......I'm actually now scared to type anything lest it be somehow taken for a devilishly cunning cryptic.

That's a long anagram! How many players are we actually in for?

 

[easley91]

Well you'd better come up with something now... we've got the smell in our nostrils, the wind in our hair, and a hint of something rustling in the undergrowth...

I can confirm that is neither cryptic or ITK, just me after dinner. SORRY!

 

[JerryGarcia]

You're way kinder that I.

Given this moment, I would just type out a random combination of words and watch it all burn.

Like "Top Brass Panda Shagging Floppy Tart"

That's not a random combination of words for A&C, that's a schedule.

 

[chinaman]

Another day goes by. Just where is our shiny new striker?

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

Honestly, I know nothing.......I'm actually now scared to type anything lest it be somehow taken for a devilishly cunning cryptic.

Anyone who starts their sentence with "honestly" is chatting shit

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

Another day goes by. Just where is our shiny new striker?

Ask A&C, he's the bastard withholding information

 

[smudger]

And lo! A&C's sphincter just twitched thrice. 'tis an omen. Obviously there is something occuring with the Soldado saga.

And no, I didn't have a ruby last night.

has you sphincter been verified by a mod (so to speak )