Richard Keys makes a worrying comment about Spurs

[Doctor Dinkey]

Who or what is a Richard (Dick) Keys?

They are required to unlock a male chastity belt. I thought everybody knew that.

 

[thefierycamel]

Bloke needs to be hung for doing that. How low could one possibly get?

 

[double0]

The big story is Mitchell's departure. Big deal!

 

[KingKay]

Bloke needs to be hung for doing that. How low could one possibly get?

Seeing as he's living in Qatar these days, I wouldn't rule it out.

 

[topper]

Bloke needs to be hung for doing that. How low could one possibly get?

Or, even more painful for Keys, a full body wax!

 

[teok]

Keys is such a creepy little shit isn't he.

 

[Col_M]

Who or what is a Richard (Dick) Keys?

Assuming you do not have access to Sky Sports?

He was the man presenter for live football on Sky. Famous for hairy hands and knowing less about football than my nanna. Would regularly ask the stupid questions to set up co presenter Andy Gray (former Aston Villa striker) to explain what a Goal Keepers job is.

Sacked from Sky for a broadcasted comment about Smashing It ( I think about a female linesman?). Went on to secure a radio show on Talksport where they make more stupid comments to pull in the stupid punters - why can't home teams play with and extra 3players to make it more interesting?

Has lots of contacts in the game, like the scarf seller at Birmingham City who give so him the inside scoop on how a certain foreign manager only ties his scarf when the clock strikes midnight, if you know what I mean - stay tuned for more details.

 

[Pellshek]

Does Sian Massey still officiate? Haven't seen her in a while.

In that period when she was under all that scrutiny because of those scumbags Keys and Grey, I never saw her make a single mistake. In fact, I never saw her make a mistake at all.


Ed: Ah, just seen she had a baby last year, so on a break.

 

[DJS]

Why on earth would a young 27 year old have an affair with an old wanker like him...?

 

[Basil Brush]

Assuming you do not have access to Sky Sports?

He was the man presenter for live football on Sky. Famous for hairy hands and knowing less about football than my nanna. Would regularly ask the stupid questions to set up co presenter Andy Gray (former Aston Villa striker) to explain what a Goal Keepers job is.

Sacked from Sky for a broadcasted comment about Smashing It ( I think about a female linesman?). Went on to secure a radio show on Talksport where they make more stupid comments to pull in the stupid punters - why can't home teams play with and extra 3players to make it more interesting?

Has lots of contacts in the game, like the scarf seller at Birmingham City who give so him the inside scoop on how a certain foreign manager only ties his scarf when the clock strikes midnight, if you know what I mean - stay tuned for more details.

Mate, i live in Australia.

No idea who the muppet is.

 

[Flynn]

Why on earth would a young 27 year old have an affair with an old wanker like him...?

Hairy hand fetish?

 

[KingKay]

Spurs are still short - way short of where they were last season. Again, I'm hearing all is not well behind the scenes. I'm not convinced that Pochettino got what he wanted in the transfer window and he wasn't that impressed by what he did get. Watch this space

Just our best ever start to a PL season, with new contracts all round