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Pochettino OUT! [lol jk]

Totsfan

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I opened this thread this morning and fell off my chair laughing....rumours are circulating at work that I have gone mad. Classic gents....
 

easley91

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Could've at least waited until he was confirmed on the OS as manager...
 

ItsBoris

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Zero divided by Zero is not infinity though. It is indetermined and indeterminable.

It's the Schrodingers Cat of mathematics!

Nerd challenge accepted. 0 divided by 0 is anything you want it to be. Therefore 0/0 = infinity is a true statement. It is just not the only true statement of identity. 0/0 = 5 is also true, for example, since the numerator is 5 times the denominator it is true by definition.

Different than Schrodinger's Cat imo since the cat presumably cannot be both alive and dead, but it is not logically inconsistent for 0/0 to equal both infinity and 5.

I know the above is total bullshit but had fun making it up.
 

RichieS

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Zero divided by Zero is not infinity though. It is indetermined and indeterminable.

It's the Schrodingers Cat of mathematics!
It's not even that mysterious I'm afraid - it just has no meaning in our (or any useful) number system. The technical term is 'undefined'.
 

Geyzer Soze

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Nerd challenge accepted. 0 divided by 0 is anything you want it to be. Therefore 0/0 = infinity is a true statement. It is just not the only true statement of identity. 0/0 = 5 is also true, for example, since the numerator is 5 times the denominator it is true by definition.

Different than Schrodinger's Cat imo since the cat presumably cannot be both alive and dead, but it is not logically inconsistent for 0/0 to equal both infinity and 5.

I know the above is total bullshit but had fun making it up.
I have noted your sneaky use of font colour, and, given that, it may therefore suprise you that you could be right on the basis that if division is the inverse of multiplication and anything x 0 = 0 then 0/0 = anything. I imagine that's what you meant, yes?! :p

I do however hold with the Schrodinger's cat analogy and you might find this interesting ...

https://www.khanacademy.org/math/al...ro-divided-by-zero-is-undefined-indeterminate

In a sense we are both right. 0/0 is both any number you wish it to be, and at the same time indefineable. Mainly becasue like infinity, zero is not actually a number, but a concept.
 
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balalasaurus

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Dec 29, 2012
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I am sick to death of his fat hamster twat face,
He hadn't played Lamela ONCE, and he clearly doesn't rate Sandro at all cos I haven't seen any training pictures of them smiling together. SOMETHING ISNT RIGHT.

Fuck off back to Portugal and learn some fucking English.

Rant over.
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THFCSPURS19

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Jan 6, 2013
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You just know there is going some wanker who's going to write "Pochettino Out" seconds after Poch is appointed.
 

wooderz

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May 18, 2006
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I have nothing, and I split it no times, what do I have? Nothing.

Therefore 0/0 = 0
 

NEVILLEB

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Nov 6, 2006
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The guy is tactically clueless. Also he can't speak English. It's Ramos all over again! Just checked the table and we still have NO points or goals.

Rubbish!!!

Pochoff Poch
 

Annabel

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Sigh, I've reluctantly come to agree with the opening post. I mean Poch wasn't my first choice, I wanted FDB, but I've supported him 100% from the day he was appointed until now. But my patience has worn thin. Sure we've seen some exciting imaginary football, but we've not won anything and we're currently bottom of the 14/15 table.

Time for a change.
 

raf18

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If it takes about 30 seconds for the interpreter to translate what Poch has said, how the FUCK are dumbasses like Lennon and Rose going to understand their half time instructions? They're already bad as it is, and now they'll have half the time.

For the rec, I am joking. Poch in!
 
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