Player Watch Player Watch: Pedro Porro

[McFlash]

yes this is so fun, best time ever, I am having a great time

To quote a bit of Chas n Dave...
"Singin' put a little treacle on me puddin' Mary Anne
Well you can't help laughing can ya?"

 

[Harrier]

I'm going to bed at 10pm please can I have some good news before then. Even a lie would do ?

The Spurs Shop has an up to 50% sale on!

 

[Russ1201]

The Spurs Shop has an up to 50% sale on!

That helps a little bit but I see thr postage has gone up today to £20 anyone know why???

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

The Spurs Shop has an up to 50% sale on!

Bad news - it only applies to "Porro" shirts...

 

[Russ1201]

We are recalling Ndombele from his loan deal, so forget about Porro, go have a horlick and sleep like a baby. Levy has got this all under control ?

You trying to give me nightmares ?

 

[TheWook]

Meeting still ongoing according to Fab

Going on until Feb?

 

[Russ1201]

I think the term you are looking for is "lay"

Even better ?

 

[Russ1201]

Going on until Feb?

Levy and his staff on overtime who pays for that Uncle Joe?

 

[Impspur1]

Levy may have salvaged this deal ??









Or he may not have done ??‍

Who the fuck knows anymore?!

Must scroll quicker ?

 

[Russ1201]

Bad news - it only applies to "Porro" shirts...

Do they do refunds I got mine yesterday on sale.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Bad news - it only applies to "Porro" shirts...

"pedroporro"

 

[Russ1201]

"pedroporro"

What about his middle names?

 

[Karol]

Hopefully we can welcome Pedro Porro to

Tottenham Hotspur Folically Challenged

Very soon

 

[Chirpystheman]

As another poster calculated, our net spend in the last 4 years is up 10x compared to the prior 4 years.

Well we didn't buy a player for 18months so I would hope that the net spend would be up ×10.

 

[TheWook]

What about his middle names?

Antonio, Antonio, Antonio

 

[QuasiModo80]

see, this is all part of the plan. We will sign Porro tomorrow, and se will all be happy. If he was announced yesterday we would all be annoyed tomorrow because we were not adding a third signing.

 

[djhotspur]

Also why did Ornstein say the words ‘off’ ???‍

I've just heard from someone that we were never even in for Porro.

I heard he’s not even actually a person

Levy may have salvaged this deal ??









Or he may not have done ??‍

Who the fuck knows anymore?!

you can’t do that to us!!!

 

[TheWook]

The Spurs Shop has an up to 50% sale on!

I took advantage of this offer, ended up with a crop top with 1 sleeve

 

[spursfan77]

Here’s your update!

His updates are shit. Always the same as the last one

 

[npearl4spurs]

I heard he’s not even actually a person

you can’t do that to us!!!

Don't worry, mate, Levy has got Sporting right where he wants em