Stay off the Meth!You just wait.
At the end of the season when we're in the Champions League final, Lloris and Vorm will somehow injure each other in a freak tiddlywinks accident.
Gazzaniga will step in and despite letting in a comedy goal which somehow goes in between his nostrils, we'll get it back to 1-1 before getting a free kick from 35 yards out in the last minute.
All 10 outfield players will suddenly develop injured-foot-itis, and the rest of the script writes itself.
Is Gazzaniga going to have a crack?
He is, you know….
OH, I SAY!
Brilliant!
That… is… Schoolboys’ Own stuff!
Gaz an yaHow is this pronounced. I just got told by my other half I'm saying something close to 'gas a n-word'
sounds too close to lasagna, sell him!Gaz an ya
David Pleat's worst nightmare.
Surely Pleat can get away with calling him 'the third string keeper who'll never come off the bench'?
No, signed from Gillingham before Poch went there.
Welcome Paulo
We are delighted to announce the signing of Paulo Gazzaniga from Southampton. #WelcomePaulo https://t.co/HShMXKNGdu