Player Paulo Dybala

[SpartanSpur]

Someone go on and tell Christian Martin he's not reliable...go on, I dare you

Bravo sir. That really tickled me.

 

[WannaDanceWithUdogie]

IF we sign him when do you reckon his first game will be? next week?

 

[Indisguise]

Waiting for someone to complain that he's not gonna have the benefit of a pre season...

 

[tony0379]

If people are going to post twitter sources can they at least include the translation too?

Just read it in a squeeky high pitch Latin voice and make up the story as you go along. It's much more fun

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

Me: kids are asleep, news is filtering through, will let them know tomorrow morning.





Also me:



(P.s. I have no kids but it’s funny so)

 

[Matrix]

This is gathering far too much pace and a lot of journos in Argentina reporting it too!

Could it be.....

 

[fortworthspur]

I think it’s good but I can’t speak Spanish can anyone translate ?

Tomorrow they solve their differences on image rights and he becomes a player for the club. A tottenham made in Argentina.

 

[TTID2002]

He’s not going to have the benefit of a pre season.

 

[Yorkville Spur]

What, are we Chelsea now? Screw this. There used to be a football club here...

Naw, fuck that. Spend all the money you little bald ball of human love! Levy has been waiting 20 years for tomorrow’s mic drop. I don’t even know how to react.

 

[THFC_is_my_life]

Sorry if this has already been posted:

“Also close. @PauDybala_JR Y @juventusfc in accordance with @Spurs_ES Tomorrow they solve differences in image law and would be a club player. A Tottenham Made in Argentina. ??????⚽️“



No smoke without fire ....

 

[BringBack_leGin]

I'm just glad I'm six hours behind, by the time I wake up it'll be 1pm in the UK and there'll only be four hours of window left.

 

[Phomesy]

If we miss out on Dybala, I will be more upset than I was when we lost the CL final.

Yay! Finally found a reason to use the WTF rating!

Literally - what the fuck mate?

 

[wadewill]

I’m doing so little work tomorrow it’s funny

 

[King of the Lane]

I need to go to bed stop it you glorious bastards you!

 

[Pochemon94]

IF IF IF we get him I can't wait for Arsenal twitter to go nuts about getting david luiz only for us to big dick em on getting Dybala for less than Pepe hahahha

 

[mil1lion]

Is #Levyout still trending?

 

[JB_Spurs]

Someone go on and tell Christian Martin he's not reliable...go on, I dare you

Fucking hell is that Goldberg?

Edit: Someone already got there first, bastards

 

[Matrix]

Just imagine the gooner reaction

Don’t take offense please But we are past that now, they can worry about us all they want. We shouldn’t give two hoots about they think about us any more. On wards an upwards!

 

[S17PUR]

This is too good to be true. I can't allow myself to believe, I just can't. This is the euphoria before the come down, it has to be. This shit doesn't happen to Spurs, we're the perennially unlucky guys that everyone else takes the piss out of. I'm off to bed and I'm not getting out of it until 5pm tomorrow.

 

[Pochemon94]

Is #Levyout still trending?

haha if we get everyone i think it'll be #backedpoche