New Peter Crouch Song Thread

[LeeJay]

ill start off.

(to the addam's family tune)

he dances like a nancy,
his skills arent very fancy,
but we love abbey clancey,
so we love peter crouch,
dum dum dum dum
dum dum

and so on...

what u reckon?

feel free to adjust or improve mine, and of course add your own gems

 

[tommyt]

Aye, you are a big goof, but you're missus is fit - can't see it catching myself.

 

[Green Valley]

his skills are pretty fking good for a bloke his size. In fact, no one his size is better,

 

[sidford]

hes tall
hes slim
hes never seen a gym
peter crouch peter crouch

 

[Reado]

He's good,
With his head,
His feet stick out of bed,
Peter Crooouuuc,h
Peter Crooouuch.

 

[dixiespurs]

he's white, he's blue, he towers over you....

 

[Jody]

http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia/ugo/ugo/music/features/top11songsaboutrobots/styx_mrroboto.wax

with the words 'crouchie, crouchie, peter crouchie' for the chorus.

 

[WhiteStripe]

GIANT..Giant, giant...
GIANT...Giant, giant...
G...he hates gooners
I...he likes ice cream
A...he holidays in Africa
N...he's eNormous
Teeeheeeheee

GIANT..giant...giant

 

[Jody]

What's that coming over the hill
Is it a monster? No it's Crouchie.

 

[Rupstoh]

I have to say I feel more cringey than any episode of The Office. :doh:Eek

 

[YC Spurs]

Was driving home from work and on talk sport they were singing one and it was around the tune of only fools and horses any one hear it? cant remember the words to it, just know it had the line................. Magnifique Lanky feet

 

[Dibby]

Was driving home from work and on talk sport they were singing one and it was around the tune of only fools and horses any one hear it? cant remember the words to it, just know it had the line................. Magnifique Lanky feet

:lol:

Sounds quality.

 

[bergsuk]

He's tall
He's tall
But he can't head a ball
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch

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He's tall
He's thin
He's cut off his foreskin
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch

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No Income tax, no VAT
A ten mill-i-on transfer fee
Black or white, rich or poor
Peter Crouch is gonna score

God Bless Lanky Pete
Viva Lanky Pete
God Bless Lanky Pete
C'est Magnifique, Lanky Pete
Lanky Pete
Lanky Pete.....


These are doing the rounds on various boards!

 

[FITZ]

Another on talksport was

(to Flash)

Crouch aaah aaah
Better than a rasiak!

 

[chrissivad]

Was driving home from work and on talk sport they were singing one and it was around the tune of only fools and horses any one hear it? cant remember the words to it, just know it had the line................. Magnifique Lanky feet

No income tax, no VAT, 9 million quid transfer fee, black or white, rich or poor, Peter Crouch is gunna score!
God bless lanky Pete, viva lanky Pete, say manifiq lanky Pete....

:shrug: taken that from COYS

 

[daffygremlin]

He's tall

He's tall
He's thin
He's cut off his foreskin
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch

haha classic

 

[FITZ]

No income tax, no VAT, 9 million quid transfer fee, black or white, rich or poor, Peter Crouch is gunna score!
God bless lanky Pete, viva lanky Pete, say manifiq lanky Pete....

:shrug: taken that from COYS

I hope that catches on!

 

[YC Spurs]

No income tax, no VAT, 9 million quid transfer fee, black or white, rich or poor, Peter Crouch is gunna score!
God bless lanky Pete, viva lanky Pete, say manifiq lanky Pete....

:shrug: taken that from COYS

LOL i thought it said lanky feet, but yeah lanky pete would make sense ha ha

 

[Dannyspur]

He's tall,
he's lanky,
we hope he's not too wanky,
peter crouch, peter crouch

 

[ohh_when_the_spurs]

No income tax, no VAT, 9 million quid transfer fee, we have got big rodney, Peter Crouch is lanky!
God bless lanky Pete, viva lanky Pete, say manifiq lanky Pete.