Holy **** what the hell is this?!

[Phantom]

PARTICK THISTLE fans heading for Firhill will be in for a very different type of thrill next season, with the Maryhill men unveiling a truly terrifying mascot this afternoon.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/...eet-kingsley-scariest-mascot-scottish-5929190

The twitter response is as you may expect quite entertaining :
https://twitter.com/ThistleTweet/status/612966534387007488

 

[Gassin's finest]

What the...?

 

[Danners9]

Lisa Simpson hasn't aged well.

 

[Gassin's finest]

Meth...

... not even once.

 

[jondesouza]

I love a bit of David Shrigley. Best mascot ever. (Although maybe not as frightening as evil Chirpy).

 

[Ionman34]

That has to be the funniest mascot I have ever seen.


As designed by Salvador Dali

 

[LSUY]

 

[Flynn]

Never trust anyone with a monobrow

 

[TheHoddleWaddle]

Apparently it was meant to.havr some sort of philosophical meaning about the way the game makes you feel. Anguish etc. Seriously, isn't a mascot meant to be a bit of fun, as opposed to something that will haunt a child's nightmares? ! Looks like someone stepped on the end of a banana.

 

[LSUY]

Is it wrong that I want to see Partick's mascot fight Evil Chirpy?

 

[dontcallme]

Is it wrong that I want to see Partick's mascot fight Evil Chirpy?

Do you really think Meth Head wants any piece of this?

 

[Lilbaz]

You lot should be ashamed of yourselves. How would you feel if you were born as a deformed mascot and had to endure thousands of people taking the piss week in week out. It's just being mean. I hope none of your children turn out to be men in weird costumes.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

It was revealed to me in a private conversation some time ago that our loveable old chirpy suffered terrible burns at a Christmas party, shortly after the rebrand and the introduction of EvilChirpy, so even if he was convinced to make an appearance, if you think EvilChirpy scares kids, how do you think a once loved but now horribly disfigured Chirpy would get on?

Sad, but life's never easy when you're a seven foot tall chicken.