Harry Kane

[spurmin]

Just bracing myself for later today. Those chimps on Sky are going to be willing us to lose so that they can feed the narrative that Spurs are nothing without Kane and it’s a crisis for Ange.
Michael Dawson had a taster of it yesterday with a Sky panel that included Merse and that half wit Kris Boyd.

And Clinton Morrison who claims to be a Tottenham fan. He seems to cheer more for Palace than us.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

And Clinton Morrison who claims to be a Tottenham fan. He seems to cheer more for Palace than us.

He's got palace fans to keep happy

Balancing being a fan of a club and having respect for a club you actually played for is a tricky business

 

[WorcesterTHFC]

I hope he knows the German for "we go again"

It's only a matter of time until Munich become the Harry Kane team, over reliant on him to get them results.

I bet he knew the German for 'birdie', 'bogey', 'bunker' and so on before he even flew over to Munich.

 

[WorcesterTHFC]

Like Merson who is supposedly a Chelsea fan. When Arsenal scored a last minute goal against Bournemouth last season, he was like a Morris dancer on speed in the studio.

You can take an idiot out of Arsenal...

He needs to remember Richie Benaud's comment that when you're a commentator, there's no such team as 'us' or 'them'.

 

[JacoZA]

Thinking about this Bayern result and I’m wondering if perhaps Harry Kane received his abilities through a Faustian bargain of sorts. A run-in with a wily djinn perhaps. He wished to become the world’s best centre-forward but was tricked and is cursed to never win silverware despite his skills.

 

[TheChosenOne]

I've seen nobody be nasty or bitter towards Kane.

Delighted that Bayern got walloped last night and that they look to be a bit of a mess, absolutely. People are laughing because everyone and their dog said he was going to win a trophy 12 hours into his Bayern career and couldn't win one in 20 years at Spurs.

Everyone hopes he does well but I couldn't care less what Bayern wins with him. I'm a Spurs fan. Not a Harry Kane fan.

Be great if he smashes Arsenal in the CL, sure, but I'm not going to hope Bayern Munich win anything. Detestable club.

I saw a vid doing the rounds yesterday with a white Spurs shirt with Kane 10 printed on it a few twats were squirting tomato sauce all over it snd stamping on it. One of the fools stamping was wearing brilliant white trainers LOL

 

[TheChosenOne]

Thinking about this Bayern result and I’m wondering if perhaps Harry Kane received his abilities through a Faustian bargain of sorts. A run-in with a wily djinn perhaps. He wished to become the world’s best centre-forward but was tricked and is cursed to never win silverware despite his skills.

Maybe there is a 14 day money back guarantee written into the clause if there is a change of mind ?

 

[lincspurs]

He's got palace fans to keep happy

Balancing being a fan of a club and having respect for a club you actually played for is a tricky business

Tell that to Darren Bent & Jason Cundy.

 

[sidford]

Football gods are cruel bastards with a sick sense of humour. They give us so much shit and fully expected Bayern to win and him to get a trophy on his first day there but the gods took huge pity on us and stopped Bayern winning. Thank fuck, couldn't take the hilarious messages we all would of gotten from mates about him winning a trophy the same day he left spurs.

 

[Hoopspur]

I bet he knew the German for 'birdie', 'bogey', 'bunker' and so on before he even flew over to Munich.

Bet I knew them too….

 

[philll]

No pressure, Harry. That sounds absolutely desperate from Tuchel.

 

[Cambridge Spur]

I think he will massively regret going to BM. I can see Tuchel being sacked soon and it turning into a nightmare.

 

[Gassin's finest]

I've obviously got those posters on ignore.

Anyone bitter towards Kane after what he did for Tottenham is strange.

Spurs fans have previous. I know he's not exactly comparable, but I remember when Teddy played his first game at WHL for Man Utd, and missed a penalty. We were very naughty to him that day.

The very high likelihood though is that we'll never face Harry at Bayern so we'll be spared that unpleasantness.

 

[Gravy12]

Just bracing myself for later today. Those chimps on Sky are going to be willing us to lose so that they can feed the narrative that Spurs are nothing without Kane and it’s a crisis for Ange.
Michael Dawson had a taster of it yesterday with a Sky panel that included Merse and that half wit Kris Boyd.

How bad must Kris Boyd feel? He’s included in a sentence with Paul Merson and he’s labelled the half wit…

 

[Hoopspur]

Spurs fans have previous. I know he's not exactly comparable, but I remember when Teddy played his first game at WHL for Man Utd, and missed a penalty. We were very naughty to him that day.

The very high likelihood though is that we'll never face Harry at Bayern so we'll be spared that unpleasantness.

I certainly remember Bent missing a penalty at WHL and the whole crowd singing “That’s why we sold you”

 

[Gassin's finest]

I certainly remember Bent missing a penalty at WHL and the whole crowd singing “That’s why we sold you”

Bent was shit though. One of Levy's early bizzare moves. We had Berba, Keane and Defoe on the books, and he dropped £18m on Darren Bent.

 

[bigfrooj]

I bet he knew the German for 'birdie', 'bogey', 'bunker' and so on before he even flew over to Munich.

Bet he’s wondering if they have a word in German for schadenfreude

 

[Falconer]

Spurs fans have previous. I know he's not exactly comparable, but I remember when Teddy played his first game at WHL for Man Utd, and missed a penalty. We were very naughty to him that day.

The very high likelihood though is that we'll never face Harry at Bayern so we'll be spared that unpleasantness.

Not as naughty as Judas coming back, I took my wife to that game, She's never been since
I've never been to a game like that before, after or will see that possibly ever again

 

[brasil_spur]

Thinking about this Bayern result and I’m wondering if perhaps Harry Kane received his abilities through a Faustian bargain of sorts. A run-in with a wily djinn perhaps. He wished to become the world’s best centre-forward but was tricked and is cursed to never win silverware despite his skills.

If Bayern fail to win anything this season then we think this is likely to be true.

Let’s see. I wish Kane all the best, but I’d love for Bayern to fail.

 

[RuskyM]

He'll underwhelm because Bayern is a mess and I fully expect him to be at Chelsea in eighteen months.