Harry Kane

[Spurslove]

Not sure why this is getting so many shit ratings. You’ve got to ask yourself, what is Daniel Levy’s perfect scenario? And the answer is cashing out on a player at the height of his powers. With this comes a fan backlash. So to soften the blow, let the player take the hit. The ‘gentleman’s agreement’ was the perfect opportunity to do this. Multi-million pound contract with one of the most ruthless negotiators in the industry and you make a rookie error of not getting it all officially in writing? It’s almost like you gave your brother the gig instead of someone with experience. The Kane Brothers fucked up and Levy will now reap the benefits. That’s why he’s rich for signing deals, it’s his talent, his golden boot. Had Levy sold Kane without Kane particularly wanting the move, it’s clearly a cash grab. But now there are fans screaming ‘get him out’. Kane is screaming ‘get me out’. And Levy is laughing all the way to the bank again. It’s knocking down the Lane all over again. We wouldn’t let him do that to our sacred home. Until he played the Stratford card. Then we begged him to tear it down. We’re being played. Again. And it won’t be the last time.

What? I must have missed something really important here...how much did City actually pay us in the end then? As far as I was aware, they've given us fuck all and the player is still here.

 

[Snuzzy]

Charlie Kane is useless,
I’d give the job to Kate,
Harry would still want out,
But her frames would all be straight.

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If a good man *indicates* comes to me and says, 'thank you Charlie for the opportunity and continued support in the Spurs related arena but I've been there, I've done that, I want to better myself',
Then... I can make that dream come true, aka, for you.

The trouble is you talk the talk you do not walk the walk, vis a vis, you have not yet submitted a transfer request.

The fella with the biggest budget in football history, *is* a personal contact of mine... I know youre the man for the job.

*picks up phone* "Pep you old slag, it's the Chazmeister general here, have you advertised for the forwards job yet... Grealish? Don't bother, no need, I've got the fella here, he's perfick.
Has he passed his Covid tests? He gives the tests *crosses heart* Yeah his ankles are fine *pinocchio nose* I'll get a transfer request over this afternoon *mime typing on keyboard*

I'm seeing you this weekend aren't I? for my sins. How is Sergio he left you yet?...... yep, okay then."

 

[Ron Burgundy]

I now actively want him out - he's heart's not in it and he's making it very clear. If we keep him for another year he'll be average, his value will go down, they'll start looking at other players and it'll end in tears.

Now's the time to sell him

 

[Dougal]

What? I must have missed something really important here...how much did City actually pay us in the end then? As far as I was aware, they've given us fuck all and the player is still here.

Don’t drag me back to this morning’s mood. I’ve had my lunch and I’m in a happier place now.

 

[mil1lion]

Charlie Kane is useless,
I’d give the job to Kate,
Harry would still want out,
But her frames would all be straight.

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Turn the book over and it says "football agents guide for dummies"

 

[sausage]

What the hell is going on with the fake coffee leak?

It's a river table. Not the nicest one I've seen, though.

e.g.

 

[LeBonge79]

Lol, forgot it was away tomorrow.

Call yourself ITK. Pah!

 

[Oscar22]

It does make you wonder what Charlie does all day after he’s dealt with any phone calls for Harry.

I mean he’s a “football agent” with one player. It’s like being a gardener with one bonsai tree.

 

[14/04/91]

As much as if Kane is on some sort of strike it's a pretty poor way to behave as a senior player and captain of England. I can sympathise with his annoyance. We have been going backwards through bad management and under investment since (before) the CL final. The core of players we had was run into the ground, when we should have doubled down. I want Kane to stay, i think the club has let him down and a player of his profile should have medals (appreciate he's had opportunities and not turned up). But i don't get the hate, he has been the best home grown player since Hoddle. He is a club legend (albeit on goals scored and nearly being successful), no way do i want him out or will i ever turn on him

Would you turn on Ndombele if he went on strike because PSG offered 25m and we refused to sell?

As I said earlier, club legend, 18 year old kid or Matt Doherty it makes fuck all difference. Going on strike is 100% wrong and he's disrespected his team-mates and the entire club by doing it. There are NO excuses. Sit tight and wait for the arabs to realise your true value.

I agree he's outgrown us but his approach is disgusting.

 

[sausage]

Turn the book over and it says "football agents guide for dummies"

Too slow on that one!

Player Watch: Harry Kane

Dragon never misses an excuse to stick the boot into Levy, regardless of the fact Levy’s clearly dropped a load of bollocks lately City possibly going to spend £250m (plus wages) on two players, which is less than what Chelsea spent last summer. Crazy, crazy world.

www.spurscommunity.co.uk

 

[Hotspur88]

This will probably be worth listening to later on the basis that Mike McGrath has broken so many stories on us in the last couple of weeks.

Anyway of listening to this without signing up? Does he charge to subscribe?

 

[dirtyh]

Charlie Kane is useless,
I’d give the job to Kate,
Harry would still want out,
But her frames would all be straight.

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hahahaha. what. a. bellend.

(not you dougal obv).

charlie kane's a fuckwit,
can barely read or write,
relies solely on his football brother,
to see him right

he's only got one client,
can't even manage that,
fucked up his only transfer,
what a massive twat.

 

[Harrier]

Charlie Kane is useless,
I’d give the job to Kate,
Harry would still want out,
But her frames would all be straight.

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He might be an amateur hour agentwise, but he’s got the slimy shit in a sharp suit look nailed!

 

[whatislifewithoutspurs]

I wonder if Charlie's thinking of asking about a testimonial if Harry does leave ?

I know you are not serious but no way does anyone who spit in the faces of the fans deserve any form of testimonial.

We need to grow a pair and not repeat mistakes like inviting berbatov during the last game at WHL

 

[Spurslove]

Levy needed a bigger stadium for money. Most fans were happy with the Lane until Stratford. Yay, we have a great big stadium. Have we a better football team? Sure, we can wait while we adjust and pay off loans, etc. Meanwhile over in the considerably smaller King Power the only thing they need to enlarge is the trophy cabinet. It’s all a lie. A con. A business deal. The Emperor is stark bollock naked football-wise and he’s tea bagging everyone with his gas-lit vision of being a top club.

Hang on a minute here, Harry Kane refuses to turn up for training giving no indication that he ever will again...and Levy gets the blame for it? WTF??? Let's not start attacking each other over who the main protagonist in all this is. We already know very well by the events we've seen with our own eyes. Anything else (a so called 'gentleman's agreement) is pure conjecture.
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[paulbag]

Anyway of listening to this without signing up? Does he charge to subscribe?

you can watch someone on twitch for free you dont need to subscribe to do so think you just need to have an account its a free streamign service people just subscribe if they like the content or the streamer

 

[sausage]

It does make you wonder what Charlie does all day after he’s dealt with any phone calls for Harry.

I mean he’s a “football agent” with one player. It’s like being a gardener with one bonsai tree.

It's like a real life version of "The Secret of my Success"

 

[Timberwolf]

Anyway of listening to this without signing up? Does he charge to subscribe?

I think you can make a normal Twitch account and watch for free. Might not even need that tbh - think an account is only needed if you want to comment.

 

[Yiddo100]

Anyway of listening to this without signing up? Does he charge to subscribe?

twitch is easy to sign up to if you’re on the iPhone I think there’s an app and it’s all free

 

[Romario]

I know you are not serious but no way does anyone who spit in the faces of the fans deserve any form of testimonial.

We need to grow a pair and not repeat mistakes like inviting berbatov during the last game at WHL

100% agree my friend, said totally in jest.