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PLTuck

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Speak for yourself.

Harry and his brother have exhibited bellendrical behaviour of epic proportions, but I have every faith that Levy will shift the goalposts, tinker and piss about to the extent it could jeopardise any potential deal.

Which may make some people happy, but frankly after Sunday I think most of us would rather he fucked off in time for Paratici to be able to spend the money.

:ROFLMAO:

I honestly and forthrightly declare I shall use this word in every possible communication forthwith.
 

BedfordshireSpud

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That sounds very logical, but constantly running to to the press and “doing a Charlie” tends to throw logic out of the window, especially when it is a direct attack. Revenge is a dessert best eaten cold and all that….especially when Levy is serving up humble pie. Did I just mix metaphors there?
 
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the yid

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That sounds very logical, but constantly running to to the press and “doing a Charlie” tends to throw logic out of the window, especially when it is a direct attack. Revenge is a desert best eaten cold and all that….especially when Levy is serving up humble pie. Did I just mix metaphors there?
The Sahara or Namib?
 

Galahad

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Honestly, I would love if Spurs miraculously signed Cristiano Ronaldo. Yes, I know. He wouldn't come and we wouldn't be able to afford him. But he definitely would fucking show HK what it's like to be a great player and a perfect professional.
Whatever the fuck HK is doing during this transfer saga is disgusting. And he is fucking stupid/brave enough to tell the fans that he is professional and of course will give everything on the pitch if stays. This **** earns 200k a week and can't fucking show up at training.
I'm so tired and bored of this transfer saga. Just want him to fuck off.
Sorry
 
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If you were to believe everything we'd heard so far, and it were true, if Paddy had a bet on "Harry Kane to be seen in Arsenal shirt before end of the transfer window" I really wouldn't know whether to think it nonsense or plausible.

If he thinks this is his last chance, that'd be the way to go nuclear. I expect the "love for the fans" would prevent it, but if you wanted a way out...
 

Trent Crimm

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Charlie: Talking shit to the media made Levy dig his heels in bruv.
Harry: Shit, so what do we do now Agent Charlie?
Charlie: On the blower to Burt now bruv. Don't worry, we got this.

It’s Jason Bourne Charlie needs at this point. Not Burt.
 

Serpico

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Why dont city go and buy another forward, there's a whole wolrd of football out there and they have the club and money to attrack top players. Whats the obsession with Kane, is Pep not telling us something.
 

robotsonic

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At the very minimum it's going to take Kane standing on a chair in the Lodge canteen singing a rendition of "Back For Good" by Take That for me to get over him staying after this nonsense
 

JamieSpursCommunityUser

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“But, the gentleman’s agreement? Have you no morals, man? What does a man have if they don’t have their word? We shall settle this with a duel.”

Perhaps Harry Kane is just a time traveler from 1825.

I'm finding this disputed "Gentleman's agreement" narrative quite amusing myself.

I wonder where exactly does Harry place Sheikh Mansour and his band of human rights abusers on the Gentleman scale?

Yes I must take a moral stand against a businessman holding me to my contractual obligations, so that I can perform sports washing duties for a blood stained autocratic regime that disappears political dissidents and imprisons gay people.

It's a matter of principle! As a Gentleman I say! Now cover up those table legs good heavens, they're inflaming my sexual ardour! Obviously.
 
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Snuzzy

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I dont want this striker anymore regardless of how world class he is ngl, just my honest opinion, I have loved Kane to bits. But times have changed now.
So you'd like us to accept the bid of £125m?

You can't just decide you want a player to leave AND decide we shouldn't accept offers for him.

The reason our position is strong in this saga is because at present we can perfectly well keep him.

From a City perspective the fans demanding he needs to be sold would be the best outcome possible to help them have some more leverage.
 

Galahad

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"You don't seem to get what I'm saying
And I'm sick and tired of explaining"
©Slipknot

Levy set the price multiple times. And these fuckers (City and Kane) still don't get it so Levy has even stopped answering their fucking calls.
Also love how Kane brothers have set a price of 160m before (The Sun article) and now want 125m to be accepted
 
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septicsac

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Holy smoke,but if Kane cannot figure out that he or his so called agent are fooling no one then they must be thick as shit in a bottle. Charlie Kane is obviously the Ralph Wiggum of the agent world, he just keeps digging the hole deeper and deeper.
Either way the sooner this is resolved one way or the other the better, In the meantime am off to sharpen the prongs on my pitch fork.
 

PLTuck

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I don't know why the Torygraph keep saying "Sources close to Kane". Everyone knows it's Charlie. Things like "If he were to stay he would obviously still do his best" are the words of CK66, not Burt.

It's also a very contradictory article. He accepts he has 3 years to run but is moaning to the press, again? He won't put in a transfer request as he's already made it clear what he wants, oh and by the way it's nothing to do with money.

He was told the club were going all out to win a trophy and get back to the CL last year. Well we hired a renowned coach and signed 7 players to do just that. Levy might be a deal whiz but even he doesn't have a crystal ball. You can't say we didn't go "all out".

Again more "match his ambition" bollocks. I wish the dim bros would explain exactly what he means by that. We showed a lot of ambition imo. Sure, it didn't work out but we had the intent.
 
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