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Galatasaray boss Okan Buruk watched Ndombele train for the first time , he ‘couldn’t believe his eyes’.

davidmatzdorf

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Jun 7, 2004
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The inevitable sequence of stupid, misleading “hot dog” type jokes.

People forget that Ndombele has absolutely breathtaking ball skills. Wandering in and watching him in a random few minutes of training, you could easily think he’s Cruyff reincarnated and see why all that money has been spent on him.

The problems emerge later and in real-game situations. He runs out of steam after 45-50 minutes. He lets adversity affect his attitude to an unhealthy degree. He goes through periods when he does unprofessional, verging on insubordinate things during matches.

Surely he needs to move on, but there’s no point in inventing issues, spouting tired clichés and being relentlessly snide.
 

yid-down-under

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Sep 21, 2003
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The inevitable sequence of stupid, misleading “hot dog” type jokes.

People forget that Ndombele has absolutely breathtaking ball skills. Wandering in and watching him in a random few minutes of training, you could easily think he’s Cruyff reincarnated and see why all that money has been spent on him.

The problems emerge later and in real-game situations. He runs out of steam after 45-50 minutes. He lets adversity affect his attitude to an unhealthy degree. He goes through periods when he does unprofessional, verging on insubordinate things during matches.

Surely he needs to move on, but there’s no point in inventing issues, spouting tired clichés and being relentlessly snide.
Couldn’t agree more mate. Getting really fucking tired of jokes relating to his weight/diet etc
 

npearl4spurs

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We all know how this ends. He will impress initially but once they are out of CL then we will start hearing the usual disappointing reports. We will be trying to shift him next summer too.
 

TheChosenOne

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Dec 13, 2005
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Well I am playing Devil's Advocate here and putting up a video ..
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Like it or not...
 

McFlash

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Oct 19, 2005
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Well I am playing Devil's Advocate here and putting up a video ..
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Like it or not...

That looks a bit like me playing footie in the park with my kids!
The man's a professional footballer and he's got the body of a 48 year old father of three. 😬
 

easley91

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Well I am playing Devil's Advocate here and putting up a video ..
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Like it or not...

Still doesn't give people the excuse to bully the man over his weight. Does he need to lose weight? Yes. But the jokes about it have gotten tiresome and I have seen them resurface today.

Our own Brennan Johnson turned off his comments on Instagram because people were abusing him. Sick and tired of it.
 

TheChosenOne

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Still doesn't give people the excuse to bully the man over his weight. Does he need to lose weight? Yes. But the jokes about it have gotten tiresome and I have seen them resurface today.

Our own Brennan Johnson turned off his comments on Instagram because people were abusing him. Sick and tired of it.

I'm not abusing him - He is abusing our club, collecting £10 million a year for doing bugger all because he doesn't want to. this isn't whataboutery !

Yes, he signed a contract but part of that contract was for him to play football to the best of his ability. He isn't and never really tried.
 

easley91

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I'm not abusing him - He is abusing our club, collecting £10 million a year for doing bugger all because he doesn't want to. this isn't whataboutery !

Yes, he signed a contract but part of that contract was for him to play football to the best of his ability. He isn't and never really tried.
You're not but others certainly are, just see his thread today for starters. I don't disagree regarding his professionalism, or lack of. But there is a ridiculous number of people aiming comments towards the guy, his physical appearance and love of food etc. It's honestly pathetic from supposed grown men, who might not be in much better shape themselves.

Anyway this is my last comment on Ndombele, and yes for those reading it's Ndombele and NOT N'dombele. If people are going to abuse him, at least get his name right. :whistle:
 

newbie

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Still doesn't give people the excuse to bully the man over his weight. Does he need to lose weight? Yes. But the jokes about it have gotten tiresome and I have seen them resurface today.

Our own Brennan Johnson turned off his comments on Instagram because people were abusing him. Sick and tired of it.

his a professional footballer who has been here 4 seasons and hasn’t turned up in shape to pre season once

if he cared he would have got a person trainer and dietitian.

he has the look of a guy who’s very comfortable in life.

his on 200k a week, thats more in a week than most of us the country will earn in 5 years.
 

mmidgers

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Signed the contract and retired. He doesn't give a toss. Glad the club are finally moving forward. He won't be remembered
 

Johnny J

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Opening this thread knowing it was 50 - 50 whether it was the best they'd seen since Hagi, or that he questioned how he's even a professional footballer.
In physics, this phenomenon is known as Schrodinger's Ndombele.
 

McFlash

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Oct 19, 2005
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Still doesn't give people the excuse to bully the man over his weight. Does he need to lose weight? Yes. But the jokes about it have gotten tiresome and I have seen them resurface today.

Our own Brennan Johnson turned off his comments on Instagram because people were abusing him. Sick and tired of it.
Have you been in the Toney thread?
Plenty of people taking the piss out of his betting, or just flat out calling him a prick.
Are you going to head in there and defend him or is it just Tanguy's weight issue that gets you vexed enough to call people bullies?
 
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