Cristiano Ronaldo

[Pekoni]

What the fuck have I just read.

A copypasta

 

[kieranfitchett]

is he tall enough? or would someone smaller with a better jump be more beneficial? anyone know his exact height?

 

[sausage]

What the fuck have I just read.

Stopped reading at I.

It's a common copy & paste "copypasta" where you swap the celeb name in to the same story to make them look like a douche

"I Saw Flying Lotus in a Grocery Store..." Copypasta

“I Saw Flying Lotus at a Grocery Store…” refers to a popular copypasta in which the poster tells a story of a famous person acting like a jerk in a grocery store. The subject of the copypasta is usually a very well-liked celebrity, thus pranking people into thinking someone they really like is...

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[tiger666]

It's a common copy & paste "copypasta" where you swap the celeb name in to the same story to make them look like a douche

"I Saw Flying Lotus in a Grocery Store..." Copypasta

“I Saw Flying Lotus at a Grocery Store…” refers to a popular copypasta in which the poster tells a story of a famous person acting like a jerk in a grocery store. The subject of the copypasta is usually a very well-liked celebrity, thus pranking people into thinking someone they really like is...

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Bloody kids. Outta be down the mines.

 

[Gassin's finest]

I saw Cristiano at a Tesco in Manchester many years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[KeithStone]

Great work, Rob. This is what the transfer window is all about.

 

[dagraham]

I saw Cristiano at a Tesco in Manchester many years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Might try this at Aldi tomorrow.

 

[wadewill]

I saw Cristiano at a Tesco in Manchester many years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

This is an incredible post

EDIT: FFS, stupid kids

 

[fletch82]

Might try this at Aldi tomorrow.

Remember though in aldi they are called malky woys ?

No need to thank me glad to help

 

[maplepapi]

not sure about his potential but i think he might make a decent kane replacement

 

[Pochemon94]

I know it's all ridiculous and ffp, dirty money and all that.

But watching a front line of Ronaldo neymar and Messi would be something very special.

100% agreed

 

[bombarda]

I'd prefer we didn't sign rapists

 

[easley91]

It's a common copy & paste "copypasta" where you swap the celeb name in to the same story to make them look like a douche

"I Saw Flying Lotus in a Grocery Store..." Copypasta

“I Saw Flying Lotus at a Grocery Store…” refers to a popular copypasta in which the poster tells a story of a famous person acting like a jerk in a grocery store. The subject of the copypasta is usually a very well-liked celebrity, thus pranking people into thinking someone they really like is...

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Wish Slenderman would deal with them.

 

[TheBlueRooster]

I saw Cristiano at a Tesco in Manchester many years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I had a very similar experience.......I'm in court in 6 weeks time.

 

[Dillspur]

No

 

[BigPlimpton]

They have to shift him or they’d risk not being able to pay Aaron Ramsey’s wages.

 

[THFCSPURS19]

@MCriscitiello
: "Since he came back we have said it, there is a clear will on the part of #Allegri not wanting to start again with #Ronaldo and viceversa. The cycle of CR7 in black and white is over, confirmation has arrived in Udine. Even the #Tottenham possible destination "

 

[Guntz]

@MCriscitiello
: "Since he came back we have said it, there is a clear will on the part of #Allegri not wanting to start again with #Ronaldo and viceversa. The cycle of CR7 in black and white is over, confirmation has arrived in Udine. Even the #Tottenham possible destination "

'When Tottenham knock on a player's door, it's a different knock than other club's'

 

[CanadaSpurs]

Can he play on the right?

 

[jonnyp]

'When Tottenham knock on a player's door, it's a different knock than other club's'

We are that prick neighbourhood kid that knocks and runs away, aren't we?