Confirmation that Xmas has come early?

[CosmicHotspur]

Make her wear a Spurs shirt until the end of the season.

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Make her wear a Spurs shirt until the end of the season.

ONLY a Spurs shirt ...

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

Make her admit and accept that she's wrong about something.

That probably isnt a realistic forfeit....


Make her donate her brain to Andros Townsend

 

[wrd]

Anal.
Whilst she is wearing a Spurs top.

Make her use a gooner kit to clean up

 

[Sir Henry]

Get these http://www.firebox.com/product/6437/Flatulence-Underwear

Fart like a trooper in them, proper smelly ones too..... then as the smell wont escape, smash them right into her face as she is being told to take a deep breath.

 

[Navin R Johnson]

I read the post in the pop up to start with, saw the headline, saw a reference to your missus died and thought, "Flippin hell, that's a bit strong", good job I opened the post properly to read on.

On to the forfeit, tell her she must trombone you weekly.

 

[onthetwo]

I suggested she choose between cleaning for a year in her Gooner outfit or rough sex from Chirpy.....talk about a dilema!
Good work SC.

 

[thinktank]

Apart from the general giddiness about our performances on the pitch, i have the following dilema.
My Mrs is a died-in-the wool Gooner, and went on record the other day, in what can only be described as a moment of madness, as saying that if Spurs are top of the league by the New Year she will carry out (and i quote) "Any forfeit!"
Having had a cursory glance at the table, shes now bricking herself of course....properly.
But apart from some kind of depraved sexual acts clad in a Spurs kit, im struggling to think of any really good forfeits so if anyone has any thoughts please let me know.
COYS (especially the next 6 league games!)

No...I think you nailed it tbf.

 

[Larryjanta]

Her sister

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[riggi]

Couldn't imagine my missus supporting another team. She did have a couple of west ham tops growing up, but they are long gone (her choice not mine).

Frickin hawt in red though.

 

[Spurger King]

My missus tacitly supports Chelsea.

 

[Riandor]

Well, depending on your relationship then always a third party...

However, I fear you won't win the bet. Honestly believe it will still be one of the Manchester clubs.

 

[npearl4spurs]

My mrs takes the piss out of me supporting Spurs and asks at least once a month, "Have they sold Kane to Real Madrid yet?"

It takes so much to walk away every time.

 

[Sevens]

Have her walk into several public places and say loudly "I love the Spurs cock".

Or as others have pointed out a threesome with one of her best looking female friends or a female you can find who'd be game.