Bale's Clone?

[kcmei]

Can't believe we managed this but could not fix ledley's knees...

http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog...uccessfully-cloned-gareth-bale?urn=sow-wp3734

Spurs have successfully cloned Gareth Bale

By Brooks Peck

They've done it. Tottenham have successfully cloned prized possession Gareth Bale and are well on their way to creating a their dream team comprised solely of Bales and Luka Modrics. And if that isn't true, then it seems they have resorted to signing lookalikes in the hope that they will also be playalikes.
That's actually first year academy player Kenneth McEvoy pictured above, or "Baby Bale" as I imagine Harry Redknapp calls him. This has to be the most successful of Spurs' cloning efforts, though. The abominations that were the Peter Crouch clones all had to be put down.
Photo: TottenhamHotspur.com via BJ O.

 

[chinaman]

Cloning the looks is no good unless his skills and running abilities are also cloned. Better still, make a GMO who can use both feet so that we can play him on the right wing.

 

[YiddoBirdy]

That is creepy, hope he is as good as Gareth!

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

At the very least we can send him on international duty in Bales place.

Must be an old article making reference to Crouch. Modric and Redknapp.

 

[Super Tottenham]

Fast winger, but runs more like Lennon and plays on the right. Seems to have a decent cross though from what little I have seen of him.

 

[SandroClegane]

I feel like this gets posted like every few months or so when some media outlet randomly picks up on it.

 

[sbrustad]

This was new to me. Shit, the only difference is Bale has had his ears pinned back. Once this kid gets the money to do the same we'll never be able to spot the difference.

 

[bugsdad]

Seen him play a few times. Slighter then Bale but fast and tricky. Excellent prospect in my opinion.,but theres only ONE Gareth Bale.

 

[hodspurs]

hopedfully he turns out as good as bale....

 

[mil1lion]

I can't wait to sell him to Real Madrid for £50m. I wonder if they would notice

 

[Spurger King]

Apparently Stoke are busy working on a Charlie Adam clone to act his his nemesis, though a source inside the club remarked "I don't know why we're wasting our time and money on hiring genetic engineers. It would be easier to shave an ape or pick up any random Scottish drunk off the street."

Charlie Adam was unavailable for comment as he was too busy chewing on a plastic squeaky bone.

 

[Gbspurs]

I noticed this during our game with Barcelona in the nextgen. Spooky. Imagine having them on the wings, noone would know when you swapped them!

 

[punky]

I should image than Gareth Bale's dad will have some questions to answer from Mrs Bale when he gets home tonight.

 

[Jenko]

No Modrics though please, I couldn't handle half of the whole team demanding transfers because 'Levy promised them'. 10 Bales would be nice.

 

[OmarsComing]

welcome to 2010

 

[hybridsoldier]

This Zaha bloke at Palace seems to have a same size and running style to Bale

 

[PantherX]

Can't believe we managed this but could not fix ledley's knees...

Forget his knees why haven't we cloned a new Ledley?