I'm not an animal, it's in the microwave for me to finish off at half time mate!and finish off that pie
Owen - "Aah, accidental... it was all accidental"
Following his usual pearls of wisdom, "Surely that was a dive?", "He was offside" and "Never a foul"
Thanks Michael, so glad you're here to let us know what a fan you are lol
What a fucking luck. Such injuries never happen to Liverpool front three. Fucking hell.