- Jul 5, 2016
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HaHaHaHaHa...are you going to mow the lawns today she asks.
Might push my luck and ask her to make me a fat bacon and mushroom sarnie with a coffee...and then break the news to her gently.
"The lawns" ?
Get one of the servants to do it.
Mate...I am the servant.