- Feb 8, 2007
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Sat in the plane waiting to take off for Gatwick, Arsenal fan sits down beside me.
Awkwaaard.....
Wow! What an opportunity! Make sure you make his life an absolute misery!
BBC Breaking News report:
A flight to Gatwick has been forced to make an emergency landing today after a passenger attempted to exit the plane midflight.
Ivor Smallbrain, a 36-year-old of no fixed abode was seemingly content throughout much of the flight with stewards reporting that he moved little except to adjust the Arsenal football shirt he was wearing
A witness to the incident, a Mr Jenko, told us:
"It was all very weird. He was very quiet most of the time. I leant over at one point and said, 'Europe, eh?' and he then all of a sudden jumped up and started screaming."