The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 1st February 2016 THE FINAL DAY!

BunionBoy · Feb 1, 2016

Pimp_Spur said:
How much fake tan has Kate abdo got on

I don't care I'd let her gobble my gouche all night.

Archibald&Crooks · Feb 1, 2016

I know its gone to shit and all that but Points per Game? How we did when Kane was out? This is the stat, that is the stat……...

Done to death IN SPURS CHAT. I want to talk dwarf sex, slag off Levy, metaphorically backscuttle your mums and all that…..not this cock waving bollocks

Mr Pink · Feb 1, 2016

codspur said:
Look at it this way Daniel says hey Mauriccio I'm going to the shops do you want anything.
Mauriccio says yeah Dan get me a Snickers
Dan says what shall I get if they don't have a snickers
Mauriccio says nothing it's not that I need a chocolate bar it's just that I would like a snickers if they don't have one don't get me anything oh and if he tries to charge you 100 quid for a snickers tell him to fuck off and if he says I can have a snickers in the summer but I have to pay for it now again tell him to fuck off.
Dan says oh ok Maurricio
Daniel doesn't feel now that he should buy him a bounty or a topic because Mauriccio only wants a snickers

Really well put because even the simpletons should be able to get that (i should know

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jari17 · Feb 1, 2016

So disappointing, Pochettino doesn't have an eye for talent, he can't spot talent and this is why we haven't made any signings this window.

Zlatan · Feb 1, 2016

We've got N'Jie, Chadli and Son to step up if (please god don't let it happen) Kane get's injured. BUT, if Alderweireld gets injured... CCV, I'm sure he's gonna be good. But now? Dier? Our most important midfielder. I'd really want a righfooted CD, more than I want a striker.

But I trust in Poch and Levy. We trust what we've got! And it's gonna take us far.

ilikeost · Feb 1, 2016

Parkie said:
Still not getting it?
Can you redo this metaphor with sex toys?

I can do that.

Look at it this way Daniel says hey Mauriccio I'm going to the shops do you want anything.
Mauriccio says yeah Dan get me a cock ring
Dan says what shall I get if they don't have a cock ring
Mauriccio says nothing it's not that I need a cock ring it's just that I would like a cock ring if they don't have one don't get me anything oh and if he tries to charge you 100 quid for a cock ring tell him to fuck off and if he says I can have a cock ring in the summer but I have to pay for it now again tell him to fuck off.
Dan says oh ok Maurricio
Daniel doesn't feel now that he should buy him a big black dildo or a fake asshole because Mauriccio only wants a cock ring

King of Otters · Feb 1, 2016

tiger666 said:
Bloke on the Sky News desk supposedly "working on transfers" has footy manager open. Fucking hell

Nice work if you can get it.

Archibald&Crooks · Feb 1, 2016

jari17 said:
So disappointing, Pochettino doesn't have an eye for talent, he can't spot talent and this is why we haven't made any signings this window.

Fuck me he had some luck putting this team together then. Jesus wept. It going south rapidly now, the jesters are logging on.

tdk101 · Feb 1, 2016

Only positive about this window is that Manure didn't strengthen themselves either. I guess they really don't want to give Van Gaal any more money to waste. As long as we stay in front of Manure, we should get top 4.

tiger666 · Feb 1, 2016

jari17 said:
So disappointing, Pochettino doesn't have an eye for talent, he can't spot talent and this is why we haven't made any signings this window.

Jesus wept :ROFLMAO:

BunionBoy · Feb 1, 2016

Archibald&Crooks said:
I know its gone to shit and all that but Points per Game? How we did when Kane was out? This is the stat, that is the stat……...

Done to death IN SPURS CHAT. I want to talk dwarf sex, slag off Levy, metaphorically backscuttle your mums and all that…..not this cock waving bollocks

Can we talk about Levy being a sexual deviant?

King of Otters · Feb 1, 2016

BunionBoy said:
I don't care I'd let her gobble my gouche all night.

Overrated. I prefer Sawyer personally.

Archibald&Crooks · Feb 1, 2016

BunionBoy said:
Can we talk about Levy being a sexual deviant?

In here? All day long :geek:

eddiev14 · Feb 1, 2016

spursfan77 said:
Was that him about berahino?

Well, he said Berareeno but it's Pleat so that's as close as he'll get to saying it right...

thfcsteff · Feb 1, 2016

jari17 said:
So disappointing, Pochettino doesn't have an eye for talent, he can't spot talent and this is why we haven't made any signings this window.

Trolling are you? Please say 'yes'...

Mr Pink · Feb 1, 2016

Ledleys Knee said:
Pleat: "the boy's character is no good"

We're really sticking the boot into WB now if he said that...

King of Otters · Feb 1, 2016

jari17 said:
So disappointing, Pochettino doesn't have an eye for talent, he can't spot talent and this is why we haven't made any signings this window.

Can I sue SC if this post gives me cancer?

Spurrific · Feb 1, 2016

Anybody that is actually upset about no signings is a no-bollock having pussiole.

Spurger King · Feb 1, 2016

talkshowhost86 said:
Completely agree.

Poch has his own scouting team in now so really cannot have any excuses if the decision not to bring anyone in was genuinely his.

I just hope it doesn't come back to haunt him. Would be a real shame if after such a positive season this becomes a decisive issue.

Putting my 'rational head' on for a change, I doubt there are many suitable players willing to be understudies that would make a huge difference. I'd like to see Kane rested, but we're at the point where every game in every tournament is a big one, and Kane is one of the best strikers in the country. Even with a back-up he'd be likely to play the vast majority of games, and would still be a huge loss if injured.

Anyway, we've got a lot of players capable of scoring goals, and both Son and Chadli could do a job up front if really needed. I'm just going to try and enjoy the rest of the season and look forward to our match tomorrow.

absolute bobbins · Feb 1, 2016

jari17 said:
So disappointing, Pochettino doesn't have an eye for talent, he can't spot talent and this is why we haven't made any signings this window.

To be a professional idiot at such a young age, you're like the Tiger Woods of stupidity

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