It's Joorabchian, it must be. I never knew that him and RA were so close - RA owns (or owned) a 15% stake in KJ's Media Sports Investments company. Maybe a call from KJ took place to get RA to put in a cheeky bid just to drive us up, then Baldini/Levy told KJ to fucking do one and Chelsea were stuck with the bid? Of course if they're planning to offload Mata as part of a Rooney deal (for the love of everything, WHY) then all of that is probably bollocks. Except for our guys telling KJ to fuck off, I like that bit.