The ultimate players songs thread!!!

[MarkTHFC9]

He leads us forward from the back, Woodgate, Woodgate,
He scored against the Chelsea Scum Woodgate, Woodgate,
He used to play in sunny spain
Now hes playing at the lane

Jonny Woodgate No 39!

nanananana

 

[amie278]

To the tune of T Mousse I'm Horny

I'm a yido, a yido, yido, yido.
oh yeah
I'm a yido, a yido, yido, yido.
oh yeah


and repeat till someone pipes up with stand up if you hate....

 

[Stoof]

God save our Ledley King
Long live our Ledley King
God save our King
Send us Victorius Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save our King

Boom Boom Boom, let me hear you say Bale, BALE!

i think Stoof had one for Gomez, to the tune of the adams family, but i cant rememebr it now

Brazilian and kooky
His saves they are not flukey
He's Tottenham's crazy goalie
HEUREHLO GOMES

Da da da da (GOMES)

 

[spursrule2fuk]

oooooooooooh there is only 1 keane...
hes lean and very mean...
oooooooooooooooooh robbie keane..
what a cock.

 

[Dougal]

One Michael Dawson
Apart from the black bloke in Lost
Black bloke in Loooost
There is a black bloke in Loooost


To the tune of 'What's that coming over the hill...'

Give cash to Rob and his pals and make a Modric, make a Modric.

:lol:

 

[Dougal]

To McNamara's Band

When Darren Bent took the field, he ran up to a kid
The lad had on a Keano top so he said 'Now listen Yid.
I may not do the cartwheels and all the fancy rolls,
But what you'll get from Darren Bent is loadsa fucking goals!'

Na-na na na na, na na na naaah na...

 

[Dougal]

Living Next to Door Alice...

I don't know why he left us
To sign for Liverpool.
He said he had his reasons
But he'll just look like a fool,
When the Spurs march on,
and the scouse win fuck all with Keano (Keano, who the fuck is Keano?)

 

[yiddotilidie]

Oooh Dougal watch out, some hyper sensitive idiots may come on here and attack you now for insulting a 'legend'!

Some people need to sort it out and realise that there are two objectives of chants...
1. To get behind our boys.
2. BANTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I posted the Trio song for Gio and Go-West for Gomes. Come on lads, lets get some originality out there.

 

[Dougal]

Oooh Dougal watch out, some hyper sensitive idiots may come on here and attack you now for insulting a 'legend'!

Some people need to sort it out and realise that there are two objectives of chants...
1. To get behind our boys.
2. BANTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I posted the Trio song for Gio and Go-West for Gomes. Come on lads, lets get some originality out there.

I think anyone who knows me on here knows that I'm still a Keane fan so it goes without question that my 2 songs were purely well-meaning banter (like the 'Are you watching Robbie Keane' song), not to be confused with some of the hate-filled nonsense that also 'graces' these pages :wink:

 

[karsten_finkle]

To the tune of the old Trio adverts.....

Giiiiiio, Giiiiiiio,
He came from, Barca cos he wanna score goals!

wicked!

slight tweak....

Giiiiio,
Giiiiio,

Gio-vani dos santos is the fucking nuts!

 

[yiddobrett]

To McNamara's Band

When Darren Bent took the field, he ran up to a kid
The lad had on a Keano top so he said 'Now listen Yid.
I may not do the cartwheels and all the fancy rolls,
But what you'll get from Darren Bent is loadsa fucking goals!'

Na-na na na na, na na na naaah na...

:rofl:

Absoloutely fantastic, Dougal! :bow:

Most definately worth some rep. :clap:

 

[MattyP]

Song for Gio, to the tune of Fascination by the Alphabeats

He is our new Mexican, Gio oh oh oh
He is a wing sensation, Gio oh oh oh
He is a revelation, Gio oh oh oh
We are the Tottenham

:shrug:

Having said that, Park Lane were singing his full name yesterday, though can't remember to what tune it went to.

 

[MattyP]

Alternatively as we like insulting the scum's strikers, how about

Dos Santos, Giiiiiiio
Dos Santos, Giiiiiiio
He comes from mexico
And Vela's mum's a ho

 

[Dougal]

Having said that, Park Lane were singing his full name yesterday, though can't remember to what tune it went to.

7 Nation Army by The White Stripes

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Very popular tune for Euro 2008 and a great tune anyway, my old ringtone

 

[robofan]

To McNamara's Band

When Darren Bent took the field, he ran up to a kid
The lad had on a Keano top so he said 'Now listen Yid.
I may not do the cartwheels and all the fancy rolls,
But what you'll get from Darren Bent is loadsa fucking goals!'

Na-na na na na, na na na naaah na...

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

absolute total quality, you are about to be embodied as the all time winner. can feel some freebies coming your way.

 

[Dougal]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

absolute total quality, you are about to be embodied as the all time winner. can feel some freebies coming your way.

Damn, I've already paid for my season ticket :doh:

 

[chrissivad]

Change 'Geno' to Gio (and the verses to suit, obviously).

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I can hear the crowd now singing the intro using 'der der der' instead of a saxophone.

Der der der der der etc..
He came from Barca to Tottenham Hotspur, Oh Giooooo
He's a bit like Ronaldinho but not as goofy, Oooooooh Giooo.

Or something similar.

This is taken off COYS:

He came from Barcelona to join our club OH GIO
We had Berba & Modric but it wasn't enough WOAH OH OH GIO

On those nights in Europe - we just aint gonna lose
Cos Gio Dos Santos is wearing his dancing shoes
The best player on the pitch that night
Your flicks and tricks were a beautiful sight

Academic inspiration - you gave us some
Cos you are Giovanni - the player that won
& when you look at us as we're looking down at you
We know you're not being flash it's what you're built to do

That man took the pitch with his scarf flying high OH GIO
He came from Barcelona, to be a hero like Dave Mackay WOAH OH OH GIO

The crowd we all hailed you & chanted your name
Cos we all knew you are the best in the game
& now you've come over to White Hart Lane
To turn on the style whilst we're singing your name

Academic inspiration - you gave us some
Cos you are Giovanni - the player that won
& when you look at us as we're looking down at you
We know you're not being flash it's what you're built to do

OH GIO
WOAH OH OH GIO

 

[bomberH]

Posted anywhere?

Luka Modric nuts are we, you and him and them and me
There's a lot that he can do, in the famous Tottenham White & Blue
Score a goal and we'll sing, to White Hart Lane's Croatian King
& all you goons can fuck right off when Modric shouts out 'Mazeltov'!

 

[seesyboyyid]

to the tune of "there's only one Keano"

DB! There's only one DB. There's only one DB. DB!...

Which one is "The One" is up to you.

 

[chivers!]

You can fit 'Luka Modric' into the chorus of 'Atomic' by Blondie, and 'Juande' into 'I Want Candy'...