The ultimate players songs thread!!!

[pagevee]

To the tune of Billy Joel's 'You may be right'....obviously

One of these may work for Gomes or a badass DM if we ever get one.... I just don't know how to incorporate Gomes or octopus into this. Don't know if this would work or not. I'm not exactly qualified for this sort of thing.

"You may be right
We may be crazy
But he just may be the lunatic we're looking for
Turn out the light
Don't try to save me
You may be wrong for all we know
You may be right
You may be wrong but you may be right"

"You may be right
We may be crazy
But he just may be the lunatic we're looking for
It's too late to fight
It's too late to change him
You may be wrong for all we know
But you may be right"

 

[guy]

To the tune of 'You can leave your hat on':

Baby shave off your hair
Real slow
Now headbutt your mum
I'll help you headbutt your mum.
Baby Haggis and Burns
Aye Aye Aye.
We've got Alan Hutton
We've got Alan Hutton
We've got Alan Hutton


*I'm pretty sure Hutton has never headbutted his mum

:rofl:this disclaimer made me laugh uncontollably at work, and i got the obligatory "what the hell are you laughing at?" from my boss

 

[ScoreLikeAnEgyptian]

Dunno if someone has mentioned this before or my mate nicked it from somewhere, but one of the SiHK (spurs in hong kong) boys came up with song for Ramos we sang last season:

(Sung to the tune of Blondie's "One way or Another" for reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhUHdvhMKpg)

Juande, oh Juande Juande, oh Juande Juande Juande Juande Ramos, Oh Juande Ramos oh Juande Ramos.

Repeat.

It's pretty basic. :razz:

 

[AdelaideSpur]

Here is Modric
And Dos Santos
They are playin
For Tottenham Hotspur
Our team is
En ter tain ing
And We'll be even better with Arse shavings.

To the tune of Camp Granada

 

[yiddobrett]

One Michael Dawson
Apart from the black bloke in Lost
Black bloke in Loooost
There is a black bloke in Loooost

:rofl: Classic!

 

[Rocksuperstar]

i posted it already once in another thread, but i'm feeling uninventive and i like the pic i did, so screw you hippies, i'm postin' it again :up:

(to the tune of David Bowies "Laughing Gnome")

I was walking down the High Road
When I heard footsteps behind me
And there was a little old man
In Navy and grey, shuffling away
Well he trotted to White Hart Lane
And he shook the hand of Wendy
With his massive hands on his tummy
Chuckling away, laughing all day (laughter)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm Heurelho Gomes and you can't beat me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm Heurelho Gomes and you can't beat me"
Said Heurelho Gomes.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

To the tune of that really annoying Barry Manilow tune, has something about feathers in it... Lola? Showgirl, with something something in her hair... i dunno - you get the idea.

His name is Gareth
He's from the valleys
With really spazzy hair
and his monkey-magic stare

He's a left back
but he plays leffft wiiiing
His crossing's a sure bet
he makes great Welsh Rarebit
His name's Gaaaareth

He's Gareth Bale...

 

[alex7]

sing a song of arsenal & how theyve won no cups,
they came to white hart lane, but bedtner f*cked it up!

now they have no money, asrene's getting poor,
but much much worse than all of this his boyfriend's only 4!


its not about a spurs player but...

 

[yiddobrett]

sing a song of arsenal & how theyve won no cups,
they came to white hart lane, but bedtner f*cked it up!

now they have no money, asrene's getting poor,
but much much worse than all of this his boyfriend's only 4!


its not about a spurs player but...

I like it. The first line reminds me of "I'd rather dust a trophy than a shelf".

I think we need to get "Gustavo, my lord, Gustavo" to the tune of "Kumbaya"(sp?) going.

 

[yiddotilidie]

To the tune of the old Trio adverts.....

Giiiiiio, Giiiiiiio,
He came from, Barca cos he wanna score goals!

 

[Rocksuperstar]

To the tune of the old Trio adverts.....

Giiiiiio, Giiiiiiio,
He came from, Barca cos he wanna score goals!

:lol: I like that :up:

 

[Yid-ol]

To the tune of the old Trio adverts.....

Giiiiiio, Giiiiiiio,
He came from, Barca cos he wanna score goals!

i think the full lyrics for that was

TRIO TRIIIO I WANT A TRIO AND I WANT ONE NOW,NOT ONE NOT TWO BUT 3 THINGS IN IT, A CHOCLATEY BISCUIT AND A TOFFEE TASTE TOO!

So... GIIIIO GIIIIO He wants a goal and he wants one now, not one not two but 3 ...then the rest of it i cant think of stupid work making me have to stop and do work and losing my concentration on making the song

 

[bomberH]

To the tune of the old Trio adverts.....

Giiiiiio, Giiiiiiio,
He came from, Barca cos he wanna score goals!

That is excellent.

Maybe if he's on the bench and we want him to come on: "Giiiio, Giiiiiio, we want a Gio and we want one now".

And the second part - if he scores a hatrick: Not one, not two but three goals in him, he looks about seven but he's got a large cock :shrug:

 

[yiddotilidie]

Ok then what about this version??

Giiio, Giiiio,
He came to Tottenham cos he wanna score goals,
Theres one theres two theres three goals in him,
He came to Tottenham cos he wanna score goals...

 

[midoNdefoe]

'team meat' by 80's matchbox b-line disaster

Bale's the man, he drives in his mercedes,
Bale's the man, he drives in his mercedes,
Bale's the man, he's sweet and likes the ladies,
Bale's the man, he's sweet and likes the ladies,
all the dames want his babies, cos his hair is wild and c-razy.
Wont you say its true.....he's the man!

You can be my father for the weekend, you can be my father for the weekend,
wont you take advantage for the weekend, wont you take advantage for the weekend.

Hes the man wild and c-razy, Hes the man wild and c-razy,
Wont you say its true.....he's the man!

 

[the_king]

Ohhhh Darren, you score our goals - alright
Ohhhh Darren, you like the ball to be fed
Ohhhh Darren, I won’t stay the night
Ohhhh Darren, cos I’ll end up dead

 

[NickHSpurs]

The Outhere Brothers Bale one is quality, hope it catches on, very good!

 

[the_king]

I should really explain, got a friend who used to work with Darren Bents ex, one night she woke up, with Darren standing above her, smothering her with a pillow, hence the new song made by me and Kaye (because we cant think of anything better)

Ohhhh Darren, you score our goals - alright
Ohhhh Darren, you like the ball to be fed
Ohhhh Darren, I won’t stay the night
Ohhhh Darren, cos I’ll end up dead

Darren, your a bit mental mate....

 

[NickHSpurs]

I thought about doing a Bale orientated one around "Macho Man" with Monkey, Monkey Man, but didn't think he'd appreciate it lol

 

[PYiddy]

If you're ready
for him, boy,
you'd better,
pass to Hutton,
and let him score

for all you sugababes fans out there