So I opened the Metro today...

[lenny7]

...to this. Brb, just going to lay the headstone where our dignity just got buried!

 

[Spurger King]

The wheels will probably come off after a few months.

 

[Geyzer Soze]

FFS

Who could take 2 wonderful things like a custom Nightrod and THFC brand and put them together to make such a dogs breakfast?

 

[tiger666]

*cringe*

 

[Amo]

£2.95 shipping per installment? Are they taking the piss?

 

[PLTuck]

I love spurs but my god that is horrific.

 

[Gassin's finest]

Got to be a windup!

 

[Sir Henry]

Why a bike ?

 

[HotspurFC1950]

Niceee

 

[talkshowhost86]

'Actual length is 7" '

But not if it's cold eh Spurs?

 

[tiger666]

Got to be a windup!

No, I don't think it moves.

 

[Oshi]

"Expertly crafted"? By a lunatic in boxing gloves?

 

[tiger666]

Bet it comes with stabilizers.

 

[Geyzer Soze]

'Actual length is 7" '

But not if it's cold eh Spurs?

 

[CosmicHotspur]

If we're going to have Spurs choppers, a naked squad lineup would be much, much better.

 

[VegasII]

and



Does every new signing get one?

 

[AllSeeingEye]

What the effing eff is this!!?!?!!?!

What a tacky piece of rubbish tatty fucked up schmuck.

Ugh, can you think of anything more cringety cringley cringe minge than this?

Someone should complain.

 

[Nebby]

At least there's no red on it. And no fucking stupid stripes, either.

 

[mpickard2087]

Must be still a few pounds short of the Schneiderlin fee...

 

[willy white wonka]

The rider will fall off when da bike hits de fence.