Sergio Ramos

[nailsy]

The last time we signed a Ramos we ended up with a pot at the end of that season.

And now we've got to smoke it to just get through a match.

 

[mumfordspur]

offer him £500k pw and he will come

 

[bbunc]

offer him £500k pw and he will come

If we really want to pay crazy wages to get a free agent it ought to be Donarumma. Get him in before Hugo declines and get an xfer fee from PSG for Hugo.

 

[sausage]

offer him £500k pw and he will come

Step 1: Offer £500k pw but a fine of £500k per red card.

Step 2: Profit.

 

[Finchyid]

Isn’t he like 100??

 

[Col_M]

This is hilarious. The Black Pudding might swing it

 

[dalektikal]

I feel like this would be the biggest "big club signing" that has been made by Spurs in a longgggg time. (Ever?)

 

[Col_M]

I feel like this would be the biggest "big club signing" that has been made by Spurs in a longgggg time. (Ever?)

So you mean signing FROM a big club?
Edgar Davids?

 

[sausage]

This is hilarious. The Black Pudding might swing it

If that's serious, it's so funny that millionaires can be swung by the promise of an extra £300 a week in meat

 

[luRRka]

If that's serious, it's so funny that millionaires can be swung by the promise of an extra £300 a week in meat

It's not, she made it up as a joke

 

[Yiddo100]

If that's serious, it's so funny that millionaires can be swung by the promise of an extra £300 a week in meat

It’s a joke sadly

 

[RikkiRocket]

This is hilarious. The Black Pudding might swing it

Does this make it Spam? Literally??

 

[Col_M]

It's not, she made it up as a joke

It’s a joke sadly

Let him down easy guys, he’s literally called @sausage and thinks Ramos is gonna take a nibble.

 

[Oscar22]

Not too long till Sergio signs his contract renewal at Madrid now.

 

[Derryank]

Que?

Not too long till Sergio signs his contract renewal at Madrid now.

 

[Col_M]

Not too long till Sergio signs his contract renewal at Madrid now.

No way, We have Tapas’d him up.
He has to chorizo between TottenHAM or Madrid

 

[thecook]

No way, We have Tapas’d him up.
He has to chorizo between TottenHAM or Madrid

I expect more likely we'll get a letter saying sorry Spurs, I'll have tapas up your contract offer.

 

[sausage]

Let him down easy guys, he’s literally called @sausage and thinks Ramos is gonna take a nibble.

At least meat me in the middle

In seriousness, you never know with footballers. I was surprised that Jol was so weird about selling the 911 Levy bought him - you'd think it would be small money compared to his salary, but yeah - rich people are often penny wise

 

[BringBack_leGin]

Ramos has been the best centre back on the planet for a very long time.

 

[RikkiRocket]

If this ever happened then we’d have gone from being RM’s feeder club to RM’s retirement home.